1 00:00:14,410 --> 00:00:19,090 I will climb the icy slopes of your indifference. 2 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:24,390 I will cross the barren desert of your skull. 3 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:33,030 You can barricade yourself behind the wall you've built inside your 4 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:38,870 mind. I can tell you this, you will love me. 5 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:42,470 Cause, woman, I know you. 6 00:00:44,650 --> 00:00:46,350 I know how to reach you. 7 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:53,530 I know how to make you want to learn what I want to teach you. 8 00:00:55,130 --> 00:01:02,010 And you see when I come on to you, 9 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:05,910 yeah, you come on to me. 10 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:23,470 I will climb the icy slopes of your indifference. 11 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:29,410 I will touch you where your memories are born. 12 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:37,390 You can try to run away and hide from everything you feel inside. 13 00:01:37,950 --> 00:01:40,070 I can tell you this. 14 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:44,450 You will love me. 15 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:48,050 Cause, woman, I know you. 16 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,800 I know how to reach you. 17 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:58,900 I know how to make you want to learn what I want to teach you. 18 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:07,300 And you see, when I come on to you, 19 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:11,320 yeah, you come on to me. 20 00:02:26,670 --> 00:02:27,890 You come on to me. 21 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:38,390 Yeah. You come on to me. 22 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:45,070 Yeah. 23 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:52,970 When will the story run, Mr. Bacon? 24 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:54,190 A week from Thursday. 25 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:57,400 Marvelous. Mr. Bacon, would you like another one of those? 26 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:58,740 Yes, Joe, please. 27 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,420 Right. And you, ma 'am? 28 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:02,800 A black and white with water. 29 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,580 Black and white with water. And you, ma 'am? The same, Joe. 30 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:06,880 The same. And you? 31 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:09,120 Skip me. I haven't finished this one. And you, sir? 32 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:12,960 Oh, no. I'm good. By the way, thanks for the mention in your column, Jim. 33 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:15,080 But please don't refer to me as handsome. 34 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,220 My wife might come back to me. 35 00:03:22,059 --> 00:03:25,820 Come here. Excuse me. The dead are waking up. 36 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,080 You got a problem? 37 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:31,980 Why this little item? 38 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,020 That's your check. 39 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,940 Nine dollars for two beers. 40 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:41,660 Are you putting her drink on my check? 41 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:43,220 Well, ain't she with you? 42 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,800 I never saw her before in my life ever. 43 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,620 There seems to be the trouble, Jack. 44 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:53,300 He is putting your drinks on my check. 45 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,980 Maybe he's trying to fix you up. 46 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,460 I'm paying for my drinks only. 47 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:06,280 And I'll pay for my... A little commotion at the bar tonight, Joe? 48 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,600 Oh, pay no attention. 49 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:08,780 That was with a wife. 50 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:20,540 here last night and he picked her up. Took her to a hotel. In the morning, 51 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:22,240 practically threw each other out the window. 52 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:27,320 How can you permit such riffraff in this place of business? 53 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:39,020 That's the difference between that man and Luther Lucas. 54 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:42,960 They just don't make his kind anymore, you know? Was he that good? 55 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:46,680 Lucas could make out with... Any woman in the world. Married or single. 56 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:47,980 And we've got pictures. 57 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:50,520 There are no more like him around. 58 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:56,880 The guys today, they got no class, no imagination, you know? He had it all. 59 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,880 gave most of it away. 60 00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,940 What was his real occupation? 61 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,300 Making love. That was his profession. 62 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:07,480 All the lovers of history, Don Juan, Anatole Casanova, they had nothing on 63 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:10,220 I don't know whether I'll get my readers to believe this. 64 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:12,360 Well, sign an oath in front of a notary. 65 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:15,930 You know, my greatest thrill was helping him score. 66 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:22,710 Estelle, how well did you know him? I was his social secretary. 67 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:24,990 And you? 68 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:26,550 I was Estelle's assistant. 69 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:31,430 And Bill and Jim, what'd you do? We rounded out the team. 70 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:35,310 Yeah, members of the seduction squad. 71 00:05:41,289 --> 00:05:43,130 Let's take one of his first challenges. 72 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:45,970 We found her at a bank right here in town. 73 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:52,830 The moment Luther looked at her, he decided to skitter and stuff her and 74 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:53,830 her on the wall. 75 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:18,930 Where is she? 76 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:24,590 Well, hello? She's the one in the, in the... Never mind her. That's the one in 77 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,790 there. Window 8, Ramona Kent. 78 00:06:27,410 --> 00:06:28,850 Thank you very much. Have a nice day. 79 00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:30,850 Wow, she's a beauty. 80 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:34,030 Go get it. You have your hunting license. Now your trophy. 81 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:35,790 Well, let me at her. 82 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,480 Good morning, sir. Good morning. I'd like to make a small deposit, please. 83 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,720 have your deposit, please? 84 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:50,700 Would you make it out for me, please? Certainly, sir. 85 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,700 The name is Luther Lucas, account number 6509. 86 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:56,220 What amount, please? 87 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,520 Just $10 ,000. 88 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:06,500 Have you worked at the bank long, Miss... Oh, Miss Kent? 89 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:08,180 About a year. Why? 90 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:10,560 Nothing like helping your husband pay the rent. 91 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:11,860 I have no husband. 92 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,260 Well, you're not married. Then I can invite you. 93 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,520 Invite me to what? 94 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:20,000 Well, I'm giving a party tonight, and I very much would like you to come. 95 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:22,800 I'm sorry, sir. We never date our customers. 96 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:27,060 Oh. In that case, I'll withdraw my account. 97 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,340 Now that I'm no longer a customer, will you come? 98 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,360 Where did you say that party was? 99 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:38,940 I've just taken a new apartment over at the Sunbury Towers. 100 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,000 Our bank financed that building. 101 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:42,159 Is that right? 102 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,680 Well, you should be loyal to your bank then. 103 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:48,000 Should we say 7 o 'clock tonight? I'm sorry, I can't make it. 104 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,100 You have something better to do? 105 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,340 There's a Greta Garbo movie on television tonight. 106 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:58,020 I adore Greta Garbo. I wouldn't miss her for anything in the world. 107 00:07:58,580 --> 00:07:59,580 She'll be at my party. 108 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,900 7 o 'clock tonight? 109 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:05,120 Apartment 1509. 110 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,080 Who's the flirt? 111 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,000 It was a customer. 112 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:17,280 Just invited me to a party at his house, and he said Greta Garbo was going to be 113 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,280 there. What? 114 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,660 Well, she's your favorite. Why don't you go? 115 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Is it proper? 116 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,040 Just a moment. 117 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,340 How much did he deposit? 118 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,960 Ten thousand. 119 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:29,580 Very proper. 120 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:34,100 And if you don't go... I'll go. And if you two don't go, I'll go. 121 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:38,960 Hello, Mrs. Tackler. May I help you? I just want to make a small deposit. 122 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,620 May I help you, madam? 123 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:44,580 Oh, thank you, kind sir. That certainly is gracious of you. 124 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,259 He's the new doorman. 125 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:13,240 I don't know. They hired him this morning. He just came in from Argentina. 126 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,960 Why you been gone long? Why you been? 127 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:26,340 Why are we worried? 128 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,780 Not about you, about me. I was getting hungry. 129 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,700 I'll bet you've got good news for us. 130 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,080 She's coming to the party. 131 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:38,200 Well, was there ever any doubt, huh? Oh, when I saw that smile on her face, I 132 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,540 knew we were in. What an operator, huh? 133 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:43,540 Hey, now, wait a minute. Let's not celebrate. We're not there yet. Now, 134 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:46,240 got to rehearse this thing, all right? Oh, now, that looks good. 135 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,440 Sure does. 136 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:52,960 Matilda, tonight we're going to have Chateaubriand, baked potatoes, asparagus 137 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,680 with hollandaise sauce, and cordon bleu, 1965. 138 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,800 Go on. 139 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:00,780 Dinner will be for two only. 140 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,320 Just you and me? 141 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:04,900 What about them? Do we have to eat in our rooms? 142 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,120 I feel like an outcast. 143 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,460 I'll operate alone. She's a bank teller. They're suspicious. 144 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,580 That's what I like. A chick that's up to her ass in money. 145 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:13,420 She's not going to be easy. 146 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,700 Maybe that's why I can't get a guy. 147 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:20,680 I'm a vid pipe cinch. I want this done with style and subtlety. I want a lot of 148 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,960 laughter and gaiety. 149 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:25,020 You're going to play the piano, aren't you? Of course I'm going to play the 150 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:27,240 piano. You all are going to coax me. 151 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:33,080 Mr. Lucas, what will you be favoring us with? We got Chopin, we got Brahms, all 152 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:33,739 the guys. 153 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:37,320 Is that damn piano going to work? We had a guy working on it all morning. Just 154 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,820 press the switch. It'll play even if you're not sitting there. You sure this 155 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:45,500 thing's not going to conk out on us? Why not perform on it? He knocked off that 156 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,180 Chopin minute waltz in 30 seconds flat. 157 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,100 Oh, yes, thank you. 158 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:17,620 Well, answer it, Matilda. 159 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:20,080 And try and act like a maid for a change. 160 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,860 I'll try, but I'm so excited you'd think it was me going to get seduced. 161 00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:27,420 Oh, good evening. Does Mr. 162 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,960 Luther Lucas live here? 163 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,640 Yes, go right on in, honey. 164 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,140 Miss Garbo's dying to meet you. 165 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:41,100 Good evening, Miss Kent. I'm so glad that you could come. Please let me 166 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,400 introduce you to some of my friends. 167 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,520 Sir Smedley VIII. 168 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:45,629 The Ninth. 169 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:46,670 Lord Cronjager. 170 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,310 What do you do? 171 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:49,450 Lady Davidson. 172 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:51,830 Enchanted and delighted, my dear. 173 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,529 Thank you. 174 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:56,670 And this, of course, is Greta Garbo. 175 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:01,370 How do you do? 176 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:03,150 You're not Garbo. 177 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:08,790 She and I have the same name. In fact, my family had it first. 178 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:11,210 Her family were the original Garbowitzes. 179 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,910 I'm sorry. I misunderstood. 180 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:19,170 My name used to be Elizabeth Taylor, but I had to change it. I was getting phone 181 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,650 calls from Richard Burton at four in the morning. 182 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,290 Why don't you get her autograph? 183 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,050 Your friends won't know the difference. 184 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:31,670 Forgive me, Miss Kent, if I have misled you. It's all right. Don't worry about 185 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,690 it. What would you like to drink? 186 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:36,470 I'd like a Cuba Libre, please. 187 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,510 Get Scott some water and like it. 188 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,520 So go on, Mary. You were telling me about your trip to the Azores. 189 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,220 It was too much, my dear. 190 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:49,480 You certainly are happy people. 191 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:54,060 These people are so hysterical, I've been laughing my ass off all day. 192 00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:57,240 You still have a lot left, my dear. 193 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,360 Oh, I have a surprise, my dear. 194 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,620 We're going to hear some beautiful music. 195 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:06,600 Did someone play the piano? 196 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,080 Mr. Lucas, of course. 197 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:09,820 He used to give concerts. 198 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,980 In Europe, they ran after him. 199 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,480 As a matter of fact, they ripped his clothes right off his back, remember? 200 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:19,460 Oh, Sir William, I wish you hadn't mentioned that. Are you really that 201 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:22,500 I think he's good enough to play in Guy Lombardo's band. 202 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,480 Would you play for us, please, Mr. Lucas? 203 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,860 Please, Luther. 204 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,240 Oh, darling, please. 205 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,600 Come, Luther. 206 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,300 Come, come, boy. Oh, darling, do it. 207 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,880 All right, all right. 208 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:38,660 I haven't practiced in a week, but... Oh, good. Oh, isn't he marvelous? 209 00:14:57,759 --> 00:15:01,400 Uh, forgive me, Miss Garbo, but is that phone call important? 210 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:07,680 I'm sorry, Luther. My baby's sick. The doctor's with him now. Oh, that's too 211 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,140 bad. I'll be right home. Goodbye. 212 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,080 The baby's sick? 213 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,660 What's the matter with him? He's running a fever. 214 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,920 Oh, all babies get sick. 215 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:22,040 I know when I was his age, I had diphtheria, measles, mumps, meningitis, 216 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,960 colitis, and heartburn. 217 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,340 I shan't be able to stay for dinner. 218 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:31,040 What a shame. And since I came in Sir Smedley's limousine, you shall have to 219 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,200 me home. My pleasure. 220 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,720 I believe I came in Sir Smedley's limousine also. 221 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:38,300 I came in Sir Smedley's limousine too. 222 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:44,720 Wait a minute. You mean you're all going to... Matilda, don't start dinner until 223 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,379 they return. 224 00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:46,500 It's already on the table. 225 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Au revoir, my dear. 226 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,880 You know I can't stay past 7 .15 tonight, Mr. Lucas. I have to go to 227 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:59,420 School? Uh, yes, she's working on her master's. She's going to be a school 228 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,220 teacher. It's part of the poverty program. 229 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,120 I got an exam tonight. 230 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,880 Are you going to pass it, Matilda? 231 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:09,480 Oh, my sister's doing it for me, and she better pass it. Well, they certainly 232 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,440 all ran out on you, didn't they? 233 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:15,920 Yeah, well, it's funny, but sometimes things never turn out the way you expect 234 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:16,920 them to. 235 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,660 Now, honey, you be sweet to my boss, and don't seduce him, because he's very 236 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:24,040 innocent. In fact, he's a square. 237 00:16:25,699 --> 00:16:29,200 I'll be back in the morning to serve breakfast, both of you. 238 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,880 You'll have no problems, Mr. Lucas. 239 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,740 She's just joking, of course. 240 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,360 Would you help me with the salad, please? 241 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:51,080 By the way, Miss Kent, despite what my maid said, I don't intend to make any 242 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,000 passes at you, and I don't expect any from you. 243 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,800 Do we understand each other? 244 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,460 Perfectly. Fine. 245 00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:01,280 Oh, I'm sorry. 246 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:10,480 Why are you doing that? 247 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800 Why am I doing what? 248 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,839 You're trying to excite me, aren't you? 249 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,740 I am not. I was merely picking up the lemon. 250 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,660 You didn't have to bend over that far. 251 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,099 What did you want me to do? What? 252 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,520 In the future, Miss Kent. 253 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:28,210 If you drop something, allow me to pick it up. I do not want to think of you 254 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:33,070 sensually. I promise, Mr. Lucas, I will not get involved with you. 255 00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,450 Good. Let's eat. 256 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:40,410 Just wait until you taste Matilda's cooking. Looks lovely. 257 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:44,270 You ever been in love? 258 00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:47,590 I had a stupid romance once that went nowhere. 259 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:48,990 How come? 260 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:50,230 He went all to eat. 261 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:52,430 Did he take dope? 262 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,840 No, he was just a drunk, thank God. 263 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:57,180 Then he took to holding up banks. 264 00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:58,639 He what? 265 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,800 Yeah, when he hit my branch, it was just a bit too much. 266 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,000 He came up to my window and passed me a note. 267 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,059 No kidding. 268 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:09,120 Yeah, gave him $3 ,000. He got caught before he went out the door. 269 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,520 I want to tell you, that turned me off men for a long time. 270 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,240 Well, I can certainly understand that. 271 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,160 So you have no one? 272 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,380 Oh, I have something. 273 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:21,740 What's that? 274 00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:23,440 An unborn horse. 275 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,740 You're in love with an unborn horse? 276 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:32,060 Well, this customer at the bank has a race horse, the mare. He's in foal, and 277 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,920 bought the colt of the filly when it's born. 278 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,880 Was it expensive? 279 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,040 A thousand dollars. I gave him a hundred dollars down. I don't have to pay him 280 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,040 the rest when the horse is born. 281 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,780 What are you going to do with him? 282 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,300 I'm going to breed him and start my own racing stable. 283 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:53,620 How on earth are you going to... Paid for the horse. 284 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,000 Well, I have to get another job on Saturday and Sunday. 285 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,060 How lucky it was that you ran into me. 286 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,360 Why, what do you mean? 287 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,000 You won't have to work anymore. 288 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,680 I'll show you how to win at the races. 289 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,200 You win at the races? 290 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,260 I go there whenever I need money. 291 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,500 I seem to have this special knack. 292 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,380 Listen, I'm going tomorrow. It's a bank holiday with my girlfriend. Would you 293 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,380 like to join us? 294 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,360 Yes, it'd be my pleasure. Oh, that's marvelous. 295 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,580 I'll tell you how a winner operates. 296 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,820 All horses for the first race are on the track. 297 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,540 You ought to take it on the winner. 298 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,380 What number? 299 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,940 You ought to know. They're your horses. 300 00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,370 Six is really a beautiful animal. 301 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,410 I love the brown one in the back. 302 00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,050 I'll pick the horses, girls. 303 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,930 Are you really confident? 304 00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,189 Of course. 305 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,190 Go ahead. 306 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,530 Oh, I don't need that. 307 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,130 Oh, hello. 308 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,410 What's he doing? 309 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:12,570 Leave him alone. 310 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:14,110 Is that the one? 311 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,230 Are you sure? 312 00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,630 All right, if you say so. 313 00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:22,510 Thank you. 314 00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:24,870 I'll do it. 315 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,770 I'm going to buy each one of you a ticket. 316 00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:32,650 Which one did he tell you to buy? Oh, I'm not allowed to tell until after the 317 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,830 race. I'll be right back. 318 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,790 Do you really think he communicates with another world? 319 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:41,950 I'll soon find out. 320 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:49,750 Give me two $5 tickets on number one. 321 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:53,390 Number two. 322 00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:17,990 $100, please. 323 00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:20,210 That's one way to get a winner. 324 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,530 You think of a better way? 325 00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,130 Thanks. 326 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:27,970 Did you bet? 327 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:29,470 Of course I bet. On who? 328 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,130 You'll know soon enough. 329 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Number three. 330 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:41,020 You didn't! I did. 331 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,380 I put each one of you a $5 ticket on. 332 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,320 My goodness. 333 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,780 I'll give you back your $5. I don't want to be obligated. 334 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,220 You're not obligated, my dear. 335 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,080 This is positively supernatural. 336 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,540 Does my guardian angel know or does he know? 337 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:59,720 This ticket is worth $100. 338 00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:01,260 How about that? 339 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,740 Why don't you girls go and cash in the tickets while I try and call him again? 340 00:23:05,980 --> 00:23:06,980 Do you need a dime? 341 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,520 Whatever. We'll be right back. 342 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,720 All right. 343 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,760 Give me all. 344 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,560 Never heard of anyone picking nine straight winners before. 345 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,060 You're uncanny. 346 00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:13,740 I've got my horse. 347 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,200 I'm very happy for you. 348 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:19,680 He's going to be born this week, and I'm going to name him after you. Oh, you 349 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,200 needn't do that. Oh, I want to. 350 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,980 Luther Lucas, he's going to win a lot of races. 351 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,960 You're going to be famous, Mr. Lucas. 352 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,800 Where do you live, Sally? 353 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,200 Not too far from here. You can drop me off first. 354 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:34,100 Gosh, let me touch you. 355 00:24:36,590 --> 00:24:37,850 What are you doing for dinner tonight? 356 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,690 I'm too excited to eat. 357 00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,990 I'm going to have a bite to eat at my place. You want to watch me? 358 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,190 Sure. 359 00:24:43,510 --> 00:24:44,510 Let's go. 360 00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:53,790 I know you said you were too excited to eat, but I've been watching you. 361 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:57,050 I don't know. I just get around food and something happens. 362 00:24:58,170 --> 00:24:59,170 A lot happens. 363 00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:04,450 Luther, I insist on giving you half my horse. 364 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,360 He's all yours. 365 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,600 I don't want to own anything, because in time, the things you own begin to own 366 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,600 you. But my horse is very important to me. 367 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,680 Why? 368 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,600 Because he'll never hurt me, and he'll know how much I love him, and he'll love 369 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,780 me. What? 370 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,320 Is that all you've got to love, is an unborn horse? 371 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,460 It's better than some people I know. 372 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,160 Uh, 373 00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:33,140 excuse me. 374 00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:42,870 Yes, she is. Hold on for just a minute, please. 375 00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:44,650 It's for you. How did they know where you were? 376 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,110 I told them. 377 00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:51,150 Hello? 378 00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,890 Really? Are you sure? 379 00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:56,990 Well, that's wonderful. 380 00:25:57,830 --> 00:25:59,970 It's a boy. He came just a little while ago. 381 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,210 Oh, congratulations. 382 00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,910 Thank you. He weighs 120 pounds. 383 00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:04,510 Oh, you're a mother. I know. 384 00:26:05,550 --> 00:26:08,790 Thank you very, very much. I'll be over and I'll pay you the rest of the money 385 00:26:08,790 --> 00:26:09,790 in the morning. 386 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:14,170 This is the luckiest day of my life, thanks to you. 387 00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:17,530 Oh, I didn't give birth to your horse. 388 00:26:17,850 --> 00:26:19,750 No, but you made it all possible. 389 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,330 No, not really. 390 00:26:21,490 --> 00:26:23,950 Oh, you just walked into my bank out of nowhere. 391 00:26:24,770 --> 00:26:26,210 I was just meant to be. 392 00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:31,310 Why did I ever make that promise to you? 393 00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:34,330 Promise? What promise? 394 00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:36,590 Oh, about us not getting involved. 395 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:41,380 Oh, you're not going to break it. No, no, no, no, but I'd like to. No, no, you 396 00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:42,920 mustn't. I don't think I can help myself. 397 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:47,360 You must fight against it. Now, you're merely overcome because of your horse. 398 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:51,660 Oh, not really. Sometimes a person can be with a person for just a day and 399 00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:53,239 Know what? 400 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,360 Know that things are right, that they feel right. 401 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:57,720 Do you think I'm being silly? 402 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,040 I think you're acting a little like a schoolgirl. 403 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,280 Why are you fighting me? 404 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:05,160 I'm trying to discourage you, my dear, for your own sake. You can't. I know how 405 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,159 I feel. 406 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,800 You don't even know me. But I want to get to know you, to be around you. 407 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,419 It wouldn't work. 408 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,179 Why not? 409 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:14,240 Well, the first thing you know is I'd become involved. 410 00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:16,340 I'd get emotional. 411 00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:18,100 I'd make a fool out of myself. 412 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,460 That's what love is. 413 00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,440 Two people making fools out of themselves? 414 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:23,340 It might not even last. 415 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:26,360 Oh, who knows how long anything can last? Not even in marriage. 416 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,420 You don't want to get married? 417 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,820 Not especially. 418 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,180 This is a shock. 419 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:33,880 Am I being too aggressive? 420 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:35,740 Frankly, yes. 421 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:38,520 I'd like to get to know you a little bit better. 422 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,760 Does a person ever really get to know a person? 423 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,920 Not until they do something about it. I've got to do something about it. 424 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:48,260 Oh, God, please don't. I can't resist you. 425 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,260 Getting involved with a person is always so difficult. Oh, I know it is. 426 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,140 We'd have quarrels. 427 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,080 And then I'd get jealous. 428 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:01,200 Getting jealous is normal. That means you like the person. 429 00:28:01,540 --> 00:28:04,100 Oh, and then I'd call you up and ask if you were out with other women. 430 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,660 Oh, yeah, and I probably would be. 431 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,380 But I'd lie to you, of course. I don't think you'd lie to me. 432 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:09,980 Maybe not. 433 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,980 And then you'd come into my bank and you'd ask for a change for a $100 bill, 434 00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:14,280 I'd probably give you a change for $500. 435 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,000 Yeah, I wouldn't take it. 436 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,420 And then I'd want you to call me every morning before you went to work. 437 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,800 And if I missed a morning? 438 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,080 I'd get your money. 439 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,600 Oh. 440 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,220 Darling, do you realize what we're about to do? 441 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:28,580 Oh, all the time. 442 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:30,360 I didn't want this to happen. 443 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,440 Hello, Fanny. Hello. 444 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,860 I'm so glad you could come. Fanny, thank you for inviting us. Thank you for 445 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:48,160 inviting us. 446 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,160 I'm so glad you could come. Thank you for coming. Thank you, Fanny. Thank you 447 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,079 very much. 448 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,080 Who are they? 449 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,980 The Italian consulate, madam. 450 00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:57,420 How did we get in here? 451 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,680 Count, the count. 452 00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,580 Member of the Italian consulate? 453 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,260 My brother helps to clean the building. He appropriated the invitation. 454 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,880 Thank you. 455 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,660 Oh, God, I needed that, darling. 456 00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:33,140 Oh, thank you. 457 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:40,600 Signorina, you are so beautiful. You remind me where I come from. Where do 458 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,920 you... Where do you come from? 459 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:45,900 Rome. 460 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,200 No, no, no. Can I have your autograph? Go away. 461 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,480 I never sign autographs. Go away. 462 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,180 What is that? 463 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,520 Chopped liver. 464 00:29:59,540 --> 00:30:00,540 Chopped liver? 465 00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:02,310 Am I at a Polish wedding? 466 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:06,450 Oh, Melissa, darling, I'm so glad you could come. 467 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:10,670 Fanny, I am furious with you. Why, Melissa, darling? You made me come all 468 00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:13,030 way from Rome to meet this collection of freaks. 469 00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:14,990 It's absolutely disgusting. 470 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,270 You told me this was going to be a very cheap party. 471 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,730 How could you subject me to this bargain basement mob? 472 00:30:22,090 --> 00:30:24,130 You should cater a scavenger hunt. 473 00:30:24,650 --> 00:30:29,090 Melissa, some very important people from the movie colony are here. 474 00:30:29,690 --> 00:30:31,110 I'm going back to Rome in the morning. 475 00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:35,490 Don't phone, write cable, or send smoke signals to me ever again. 476 00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:36,890 Really, Melissa? 477 00:30:37,230 --> 00:30:38,450 Something the matter, Melissa? 478 00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:42,730 This woman brought me all the way from Rome to this snake pit. 479 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,690 I think it's a very nice party. You would. 480 00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:47,330 Where are the men? 481 00:30:47,830 --> 00:30:48,829 Look around. 482 00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:49,830 I've looked around. 483 00:30:50,330 --> 00:30:52,530 Those two are wearing rented tuxedos. 484 00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:56,590 Where is my handbag? Oh, here it is. I have it right here, darling. 485 00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,360 Oh, no. 486 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,420 Who ate my handbag? 487 00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:05,140 You. 488 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,820 What are you eating? 489 00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:08,420 Have you all been? 490 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,340 Are you sure you haven't been nibbling at my pocketbook? 491 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,860 I hope you choke on the bees. 492 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,460 Oh, my goodness. 493 00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,600 Would you believe this? 494 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,260 Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Melissa. 495 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,560 Terribly sorry. Of course I'll pay for it. Forget it. It's probably the first 496 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,620 good meal he's had. 497 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:36,040 Look, perhaps you can get it turned back. You sew it back on your lampshade. 498 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,760 I've got to get out of here. 499 00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:39,740 Is the action any better in Rome? 500 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,580 Have you ever been to Rome, Estelle? 501 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:46,980 Not yet. If you were to go, you'd never leave. 502 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,660 It is so stimulating. 503 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,680 I hear you fell in love in Rome. 504 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:53,900 Where did you hear that? 505 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,940 Vogue magazine did a story on you. 506 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,960 Oh, I never read stories about myself. 507 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,660 And that story was abominable. 508 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:03,260 I heard you fell in love with a certain king. 509 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,080 The king fell in love with me and got nowhere. 510 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,000 Even the queen tried to make me and she got nowhere. 511 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,780 At least the Italians have style. 512 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:18,340 Tell me, Melissa, have you ever met Luther Lucas? 513 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,700 What the hell is a Luther Lucas? 514 00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:26,500 He's an Adonis. The most enchanting man on earth. You'd give up Rome, Paris, 515 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:30,200 London, all those icky places for just one evening with Luther Lucas. 516 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,300 That I don't believe. 517 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:33,660 Go away. 518 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,560 Perhaps you better not meet him then. 519 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,080 What does he do? 520 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,620 He doesn't do anything. 521 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,859 He's rich. 522 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:44,460 If he's a trifler, there's no way in the world I'll have an affair with him. You 523 00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:46,700 are getting ahead of yourself, aren't you? 524 00:32:47,740 --> 00:32:51,740 I was going to leave California tomorrow, but I think I'll stay over. 525 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,260 Arrange your dinner for tomorrow night, and I'll accept the match. 526 00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:57,580 Have you ever lost? 527 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,220 Never. 528 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:02,080 You'll lose this one, my dear. 529 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,020 Would you like to wager? On something like that? 530 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:06,340 Why not? 531 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:08,660 All right. 532 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,000 Make it easy on yourself. 533 00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:14,640 I'll wager $1 ,000 you cave in to him in one night. 534 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:17,100 Make it $2 ,000. 535 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,560 You're on. 536 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,120 I'll cut this hometown Romeo down to size. 537 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,360 May I have your autograph? 538 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:29,960 Good evening, Matilda. 539 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:31,340 Good evening, Estelle. 540 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:36,340 Why, it's nice seeing you. Thank you. Mr. Lucas at home? Yes, he's in his 541 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:37,340 bedroom getting dressed. 542 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,000 Matilda, this is Melissa Vandermeer. How do you do? 543 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,480 How do you do? Would you care for a drink? 544 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,720 Do you have Pinot? 545 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,020 Of course. 546 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:46,600 Make that two, Matilda. 547 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,560 How do you like the place? 548 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:51,300 Well, rather feminine, don't you think? 549 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,700 Well, that's how they do apartments in California. 550 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,320 Luther, dear, we're waiting. 551 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:57,840 Coming, Estelle. 552 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,600 Hello. 553 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:12,020 May I present Melissa Vandermeer. This is the great Luther Lucas. 554 00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:15,239 How do you do, my dear? 555 00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:17,830 How do you do? 556 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,530 Mr. Hill. Luther. 557 00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:21,889 I invited Melissa up to dinner. 558 00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:24,310 She was guest of honor last night at that party. 559 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:25,909 Oh, I'm so delighted. 560 00:34:26,429 --> 00:34:27,469 Have you ordered drinks? 561 00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:29,250 Yes. I'll get them. 562 00:34:32,389 --> 00:34:33,389 Is he queer? 563 00:34:34,010 --> 00:34:35,310 Not that I know of. 564 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:39,370 Well, if he's not gay, I'm Helen of Troy. 565 00:34:39,929 --> 00:34:41,449 What the hell did you do to me? 566 00:34:42,110 --> 00:34:43,150 Here are your drinkies. 567 00:34:46,049 --> 00:34:48,750 Let's have a little toast to all three of us. 568 00:34:49,469 --> 00:34:52,150 I got to get going, Mr. Lucas. I'm late for school. 569 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:55,710 Now, dinner's all ready, and all you folks got to do is go back there and get 570 00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:56,649 it. Okay. 571 00:34:56,650 --> 00:34:58,190 Ta -ta, Matilda. Ta -ta. 572 00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,410 Ta -ta. 573 00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:01,810 I'll serve the dinner. 574 00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:04,010 I made most of it myself. 575 00:35:05,150 --> 00:35:06,570 I even baked a cake. 576 00:35:10,010 --> 00:35:12,820 Well... I'm afraid I'm going to have to be leaving, too. 577 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,100 Oh, must you, Estelle? 578 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,360 Are you going to leave me alone? 579 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,780 What are you afraid of? 580 00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:18,140 My baby's sick. 581 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,440 You never told me you had a baby. 582 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:21,980 You never asked. 583 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,080 Enjoy each other. 584 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,499 Ta -ta. 585 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,500 Ta -ta, Estelle. 586 00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:34,700 Dear, I've never been alone with a woman before. 587 00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:36,620 Neither have I. 588 00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:40,240 Well, let's make the best of it, shall we? 589 00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:42,050 At least the dinner will be lovely. 590 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:44,390 Let's have a little chat. 591 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:50,190 What 592 00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:59,250 are 593 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,209 you staring at? 594 00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:02,670 I have no idea why she wanted us to meet. 595 00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:04,850 Well, frankly, I wasn't expecting a girl. 596 00:36:05,350 --> 00:36:07,950 Oh, if I had her here, I'd wring her neck. 597 00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:10,550 You're a queer, aren't you? 598 00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:15,150 I have no interest in fruit. 599 00:36:15,650 --> 00:36:18,850 Well, you're terribly prejudiced. We have a place in the world, too. 600 00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:20,130 Not with me. 601 00:36:21,150 --> 00:36:22,750 I just came from my psychiatrist. 602 00:36:23,470 --> 00:36:25,050 You think it's been a picnic for me? 603 00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:26,670 These lonely nights? 604 00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:27,890 The despair? 605 00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:30,170 What has your psychiatrist done for you? 606 00:36:30,470 --> 00:36:34,690 He says I had an overly protective mother, and when she died, I just wasn't 607 00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:35,690 equipped to cope. 608 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,640 Mothers are always making swishes out of their sons. 609 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,640 Don't you say anything against my mother. She tried her very best. 610 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,540 Probably wanted a daughter. 611 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,360 My psychiatrist thinks I can be cured. 612 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:56,640 What's your psychiatrist's name, Dr. Miracle? 613 00:36:57,710 --> 00:37:01,910 He says I must find a beautiful woman to have a relationship with. Even if I 614 00:37:01,910 --> 00:37:06,110 have to force myself to have an affair with her. Then and only then will I be 615 00:37:06,110 --> 00:37:07,590 able to regain my manliness. 616 00:37:08,050 --> 00:37:10,430 Your doctor is suggesting mission impossible. 617 00:37:11,890 --> 00:37:14,610 Dear, I paid him a lot of money. And you still don't like girls? 618 00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:17,750 I feel I can open up to you even after these few moments. 619 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,170 Oh, God. 620 00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:21,910 What am I going to do? 621 00:37:22,650 --> 00:37:26,510 I'm a doomed man, you know. You've got to help me. 622 00:37:26,990 --> 00:37:30,110 Please, don't slob on my new dress. Get off. 623 00:37:30,910 --> 00:37:33,730 Would you consider taking me on as your experiment? 624 00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:35,930 Guinea pigs, don't turn me on. 625 00:37:36,290 --> 00:37:38,130 My psychiatrist said it would help. 626 00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,710 Tell your psychiatrist to leave you alone. 627 00:37:41,130 --> 00:37:42,930 You're much better off being a queer. 628 00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:50,390 Well, my doctor says if I touch a woman like this... Feel anything? 629 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,300 Nope. Try the other one. 630 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,220 Doesn't do a thing for me. 631 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,480 I hope your cooking is good. 632 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,000 You're laughing at me. 633 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,280 Let's have dinner. 634 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,820 I am catching the midnight plane to Rome. 635 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:12,540 What a lovely dinner. 636 00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:14,580 Thank you very much, my dear. 637 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Cheers. 638 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,800 Would you call me a taxi, please? 639 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,940 You still refuse to help me? 640 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,880 If I could help you, I would. 641 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,740 But it's no use. 642 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,700 You haven't even tried. 643 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,660 What would you have me do? 644 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,120 You ought to know. 645 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:36,980 I've never been with a woman before. 646 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:40,900 What's the matter? 647 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,540 This is the damnedest situation I've faced in my life. 648 00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:48,700 Well, then you ought to thank me. And I thought you'd be a challenge. 649 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,820 But I am. Don't you see that? 650 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,320 How the hell can I help you? 651 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:56,940 You're sensitive and beautiful and sophisticated. 652 00:38:57,620 --> 00:39:00,560 That doesn't mean I'm the answer to your psychiatric problem. 653 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:01,860 But you could be. 654 00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:09,840 Come with me. 655 00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:12,220 Where are we going? 656 00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:14,040 Where's your bedroom? Which one? Anyone. 657 00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:16,160 In there. Oh, please be kind. 658 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,600 I feel as if I'm about to take my first parachute jump. You'll live, don't 659 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,620 worry. You can wear my favorite nightgown. 660 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,460 And if you can cure me, my psychiatrist would bless you. 661 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:31,680 If I can cure you, I'll write the distinguished service cross. 662 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:36,660 What are you going to do? 663 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,160 Don't be afraid. 664 00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:41,300 I'm not going to hurt you. 665 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,740 You've never had a woman undress you before, have you? 666 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,500 Only my mother. 667 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,320 Feel anything? 668 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,600 Not yet. 669 00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:02,980 Damn it. 670 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:06,040 I'll make a man out of you for the last thing I do. 671 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,440 I never thought it could be possible. 672 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,460 Neither did I. 673 00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:16,380 You've changed my whole way of life. 674 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,460 You should be grateful. 675 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,240 Only you could have done it, darling. 676 00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:25,880 You're the most wonderful lover I've had in my lifetime. 677 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,260 You never had your wires crossed. 678 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,720 I just thought you did. 679 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,240 It was my mother's fault. 680 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,880 I'm postponing my trip to Rome. 681 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,120 You'll need a few more treatments. 682 00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,760 I don't want you to have a relapse. 683 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,940 Melissa, you've made a man out of me. 684 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:47,460 What are you doing? 685 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,560 I owe your friend $2 ,000. 686 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:52,020 What for? 687 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,780 Sometimes when you lose a wager, it's a pleasure to pay off. 688 00:41:09,230 --> 00:41:14,370 And now, Dr. Sisters, renowned authority on marital problems, psychiatrist, and 689 00:41:14,370 --> 00:41:19,310 author of the bestseller, Your Marriage Can Be Saved. I have saved 5 690 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:22,350 ,672 marriages. 691 00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:26,930 Every week, I select a winning letter, and the couple will join me at my show. 692 00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:32,730 If I can save your marriage, or you can stay married at least one year, our 693 00:41:32,730 --> 00:41:37,110 sponsor will pay you a prize of $1 ,000. 694 00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:39,560 Why are we watching this? 695 00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:41,200 It's my favorite program. 696 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,720 This week's winning couple, Mr. 697 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,940 and Mrs. 698 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:47,600 Slovotny, have been invited to our studio. 699 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:51,860 So let them tell you how their marriage was saved. 700 00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:54,660 Is this what you goons do in your spare time? 701 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:58,940 Thank you very much, Dr. Sisters, for saving our marriage. 702 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,500 And you sure help us a lot, Dr. Sisters. 703 00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:04,220 How'd you two get on that show? 704 00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:05,520 We wrote a letter. 705 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,430 What are you going to do with your $1 ,000? 706 00:42:08,970 --> 00:42:10,950 We're going to use the money for our divorce. 707 00:42:11,290 --> 00:42:12,770 And we certainly need it. 708 00:42:13,210 --> 00:42:14,230 Why did you do that? 709 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:17,390 Because, Luther, Dr. Sisters is your next challenge. 710 00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:19,570 Another marriage saved. 711 00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:23,510 Until tomorrow, this is Dr. Sisters. 712 00:42:24,190 --> 00:42:25,190 Good afternoon. 713 00:42:28,350 --> 00:42:30,890 This building has so many patients, they have to sit in the hall. 714 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:40,210 You say you're from Vienna, Doctor? Ja, ja, all the way from Austria. Yes, we 715 00:42:40,210 --> 00:42:42,530 came all the way from Austria. Very interesting. 716 00:42:43,050 --> 00:42:46,210 People in Beverly Hills won't go to the toilet without checking with their head 717 00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:47,210 trigger. 718 00:42:47,510 --> 00:42:49,450 Lady down the hall, Doctor Sisters? 719 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:52,730 And so many patients, you'd think the whole world is nuts. 720 00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:59,230 Our best sweet. 721 00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:05,370 So, what would you say you've been doing with your life? 722 00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:07,950 I've been seducing women. 723 00:43:08,590 --> 00:43:11,230 What a dreadful waste. What did you get out of it? 724 00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:15,430 Plenty. And you didn't feel any shame when you misled these girls? 725 00:43:16,310 --> 00:43:17,310 Not at all. 726 00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:22,530 This business of pretending to be a homosexual, tell me more about that. 727 00:43:23,190 --> 00:43:27,170 Well, I wanted her desperately, and I felt it was the only way to gain her 728 00:43:27,170 --> 00:43:30,110 sympathy. How old were you when you had your first affair? 729 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:33,010 How old were you? 730 00:43:33,330 --> 00:43:34,490 Oh, I was about 16. 731 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,620 Let's not get personal. 732 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,920 Now I want you to tell me everything about your childhood. 733 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:44,220 Well, aren't you getting personal? I've got to get personal if I'm going to help 734 00:43:44,220 --> 00:43:48,080 you. And I've got to become personal if I'm going to allow you to help me. What 735 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,640 you're doing is childish and immature. 736 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,240 Are you happy with your husband? 737 00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:53,800 My husband and I are separated. 738 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:59,380 Doctor, you have such beautiful eyes. 739 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:02,420 How could your husband leave you? 740 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:03,740 I left him. 741 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:09,220 Why? He sat home and became the wife while I was out working. Would you say 742 00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:11,540 he misled you before you got married? 743 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,780 He certainly did. 744 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,900 Filled Rosie dreams. 745 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,720 And then his relatives. 746 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,080 He had a fat sister like out of a horror movie. 747 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:26,080 What did this fat sister do? She was jealous of our marriage. She tried to 748 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,400 separate us and... Go on. One day I caught him. 749 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,300 With another woman. 750 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:32,720 You did? 751 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,710 And he felt no shame. 752 00:44:36,310 --> 00:44:38,410 Bragged to me openly about it. 753 00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:44,970 Oh, I shouldn't have told you. Oh, no, you must talk these things out, Doctor. 754 00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:46,970 That's the only way you can understand your problem. 755 00:44:48,450 --> 00:44:53,330 This big fat sister caused you to have quite a traumatic experience. It's a 756 00:44:53,330 --> 00:44:55,470 wonder that you could work anymore at all after that. 757 00:44:56,170 --> 00:44:58,930 Tell me more about this big fat sister. 758 00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:02,750 Doctor, please, you mustn't break down. 759 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:07,960 This is my next patient. 760 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,020 She mustn't see me this way. 761 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:11,540 I'll stall her. 762 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:20,140 Are you the next patient? 763 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:22,740 Yes. The doctor will see you now. Thank you. 764 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,820 I'm sorry to keep you waiting, Miss Bryant. 765 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,560 Please lie down. 766 00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:29,780 Thank you. 767 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,500 Who is that man? 768 00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:32,658 What man? 769 00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,180 Oh, that handsome man that just left. 770 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,440 Oh, just a patient. 771 00:45:36,030 --> 00:45:37,030 Has he got money? 772 00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:38,070 I suppose. 773 00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:42,390 Can you introduce me? I'm not running an introduction club. 774 00:45:42,830 --> 00:45:44,230 Let's get down to your problems. 775 00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:47,690 If I could find a man like that, I'd give up sleeping around. 776 00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:50,810 If you'd find a man like that, you'd be right back where you were. 777 00:45:51,690 --> 00:45:54,290 Doctor, do you think you can cure me of my lymphomania? 778 00:45:55,110 --> 00:45:57,550 Only you can cure yourself, Miss Bryant. 779 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,210 I'm not so sure I want to be cured. 780 00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:05,210 What did the good doctor say about it? 781 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,220 She practically spanked me when I asked who you were. 782 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,840 Did she sound jealous? 783 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,340 I don't think she's interested in you. 784 00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:13,960 Oh, it's too soon to tell you. 785 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,740 Is she buying your story? 786 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:16,940 Oh, all the way. 787 00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:19,260 She thinks I'm the whore of Babylon. 788 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:24,960 I had her so crazy with the lurid descriptions of my sexual encounters. 789 00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:26,700 I had her goggle -eyed with envy. 790 00:46:28,340 --> 00:46:30,000 Where did you learn so much about sex? 791 00:46:30,260 --> 00:46:31,580 I read bestsellers. 792 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,640 I'm staring at. Look who's over there. 793 00:46:41,060 --> 00:46:42,060 Dr. Sisters. 794 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,560 There's a lady with her. 795 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:46,300 That's Dr. Sisters' sister. 796 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,760 Come on, let's get out of here. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't make it 797 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,760 obvious. 798 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:52,320 What about Estelle? The doctor knows her. 799 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,420 Estelle, you go wait in the ladies' room until we send for you. 800 00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:57,200 The rest of us will meet in the parking lot. 801 00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,920 Dr. 802 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,560 Sisters, what a coincidence. 803 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,060 It's nice seeing you here. 804 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,120 I'll have a glass of American sherry. 805 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:11,480 I'm feeling patriotic. 806 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:13,500 Yeah, I can see. 807 00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:15,120 Send it into the ladies' room. 808 00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:17,800 Okay. I'll be in one of the booths. 809 00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:19,300 I'm wearing alligator shoes. 810 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,320 Thanks. 811 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:22,720 I'll look under. 812 00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:25,540 Nice seeing you. See you tomorrow. 813 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,800 Bye -bye. 814 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,320 Who was that man? 815 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,800 Oh, just a patient of mine. What's his problem? 816 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,740 He's a little oversexed. 817 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,460 Give me his phone number, please. 818 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,920 Now, Mr. Lucas, let's start today's session without any nonsense. 819 00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:48,580 Doctor, that girl that was in your waiting room yesterday, can I meet her? 820 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:50,760 I'm not your procurer, Mr. Lucas. 821 00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:54,360 You were the one that told me to find a nice girl, settle down and get married. 822 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,780 That would be disastrous. 823 00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:58,100 Like two sex maniacs at a Roman orgy. 824 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,120 What's wrong with her? 825 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,560 She is as immoral as you are. 826 00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:06,140 Could you bring her up to my house tonight at 8 o 'clock? 827 00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:06,959 For dinner? 828 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,760 That's so terribly unorthodox. 829 00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:10,940 Did she ask about me? 830 00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:12,720 As a matter of fact, she did. 831 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,320 Well, you see there, you'd be doing us both a favor. 832 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,440 All right, I'll do it. 833 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,840 But I'm certain you both will be disgusted with one another. 834 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,020 Oh, you're Dr. Sisters. 835 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,020 Is Mr. Lucas at home? 836 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:32,060 Yes, he's expecting you. 837 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,860 May I take your coat? 838 00:48:35,290 --> 00:48:36,410 That's part of my suit. 839 00:48:37,310 --> 00:48:38,310 Excuse me. 840 00:48:38,770 --> 00:48:39,970 Hello, Mr. Lucas. 841 00:48:40,310 --> 00:48:41,310 You've got a nice place. 842 00:48:41,490 --> 00:48:44,410 Thank you very much. And who is this charming young lady? 843 00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:45,549 Estelle Bryant. 844 00:48:45,550 --> 00:48:46,610 Meet Luther Lucas. 845 00:48:47,310 --> 00:48:49,530 How do you do? I saw you in the waiting room. 846 00:48:49,830 --> 00:48:50,950 You flirted with me. 847 00:48:51,370 --> 00:48:54,150 You think that was flirting? You should catch me when I really go. 848 00:48:55,490 --> 00:48:56,830 Would you care for a drink? 849 00:48:57,050 --> 00:48:58,050 Yes. 850 00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:01,730 What are we having? 851 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,340 Blood plasma and vodka. 852 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:08,520 Mr. Lucas ordered it especially for you. Give you a real transfusion. 853 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,800 This is my favorite. 854 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,680 Doctor, I listen to you every day. 855 00:49:13,940 --> 00:49:14,940 Thank you. 856 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:15,960 On the radio. 857 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,620 But I'm on television. 858 00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:20,080 But I hear you on my radio. 859 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:22,040 She must have a short wave. 860 00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:24,620 Dinner will be ready in just a moment. 861 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:28,460 I want you to know beforehand that I never introduce my patients to one 862 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,700 I don't believe in it. 863 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,360 Why not? 864 00:49:31,450 --> 00:49:34,950 Well, it's terribly destructive. It could ruin everything that I'm trying to 865 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:37,390 for both of you. I could ruin them in my own way. 866 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:42,830 That's precisely what I'm afraid of. Last night I had a vision of you and me 867 00:49:42,830 --> 00:49:43,830 bed together. 868 00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:45,910 Are you good in bed? 869 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:47,870 Please, Miss Bryant. 870 00:49:48,490 --> 00:49:51,750 My doctor, you told me to be honest with people, didn't you? 871 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,850 But you're blunt and impolite. 872 00:49:54,470 --> 00:49:56,830 Do you think I'm impolite, Mr. Lucas? 873 00:49:57,410 --> 00:49:59,570 I think you're absolutely fascinating. 874 00:50:00,490 --> 00:50:03,290 Go ahead with your dream. What else was I doing to you? 875 00:50:04,370 --> 00:50:09,050 Well, to begin with, as the doctor will tell you, I'm a nymphomaniac. 876 00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:11,290 I am shocked at you, Miss Bryant. 877 00:50:11,670 --> 00:50:13,810 Why should you be shocked, Doctor? You've heard it all. 878 00:50:14,110 --> 00:50:17,310 I had no idea. A nymphomaniac. 879 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,510 There are too few of us in the world. 880 00:50:21,130 --> 00:50:22,130 You too. 881 00:50:22,190 --> 00:50:25,010 Oh, yes. We must thank the Lord for small favors. 882 00:50:25,670 --> 00:50:29,110 Are you folks ready to eat now? Anything to interrupt this conversation. 883 00:50:29,370 --> 00:50:33,430 By the way, Miss Bryant, you had a phone call from your doctor, and the news 884 00:50:33,430 --> 00:50:34,269 ain't good. 885 00:50:34,270 --> 00:50:35,410 Oh, no, not again. 886 00:50:35,790 --> 00:50:36,790 What's the matter? 887 00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:37,970 My baby's sick. 888 00:50:38,170 --> 00:50:40,170 Oh, I didn't know you were married. I'm not. 889 00:50:40,530 --> 00:50:41,530 Are you divorced? 890 00:50:41,850 --> 00:50:44,770 I've never been married. Do you have to be married to have a baby? 891 00:50:45,450 --> 00:50:46,450 I've got to go. 892 00:50:47,370 --> 00:50:49,090 The poor kid's running a fever. 893 00:50:49,470 --> 00:50:52,810 What are we going to do about dinner? Yes. Well, let the doctor eat my share. 894 00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:54,150 But you can't leave. 895 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,650 Who says I can't? My baby comes first. 896 00:50:57,070 --> 00:51:00,130 I've gone to all this trouble to set up dinner. Now you're going to leave me 897 00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,009 alone with her? 898 00:51:01,010 --> 00:51:02,250 Well, maybe she can amuse you. 899 00:51:02,510 --> 00:51:03,950 You haven't been very amusing yourself. 900 00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:07,490 Well, doctor, if that's the way you feel about it, I'm no longer your patient. 901 00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:11,770 I was perfectly happy screwing around, and you made me feel guilty about it. 902 00:51:12,550 --> 00:51:13,550 Here's my number. 903 00:51:14,050 --> 00:51:16,430 If she can't cure me, maybe you can. 904 00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:18,260 I can try. 905 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,080 She's a tart. 906 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,160 I'm going to marry that girl. Your what? 907 00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:27,479 You heard me. 908 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,660 That's the most destructive thing you can do. 909 00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:31,180 I don't agree. 910 00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,680 She's completely liberated. 911 00:51:33,060 --> 00:51:35,360 So you'll have a wife and a child that's not yours. 912 00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:40,340 Where are you going, Matilda? You know where I'm going. I've got to go to 913 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:41,340 school. To school? 914 00:51:41,790 --> 00:51:44,990 Yes, she's studying to be a schoolteacher. It's part of the poverty 915 00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:47,930 Now dinner's all ready and ready to be served. 916 00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:49,630 Good night. 917 00:51:49,970 --> 00:51:50,970 Good night. 918 00:51:53,150 --> 00:51:57,350 If you marry that woman, you're no longer my patient. 919 00:51:57,770 --> 00:52:01,210 I'm surprised at you, Doctor. Do I want to marry her or why shouldn't I? 920 00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:02,490 Suit yourself. 921 00:52:02,890 --> 00:52:04,030 Goodbye, Mr. Lucas. 922 00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:05,530 Oh, well, goodbye. 923 00:52:06,110 --> 00:52:09,570 I'll find me a doctor who can erase my guilt feelings, not give them back to 924 00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:10,589 You do that. 925 00:52:10,590 --> 00:52:13,330 Oh, and before you go, I want you to know something. You've said it all. 926 00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:14,530 Well, I haven't said this. 927 00:52:15,690 --> 00:52:16,690 I'm going to kill myself. 928 00:52:17,010 --> 00:52:18,010 Go ahead. 929 00:52:33,170 --> 00:52:34,570 You didn't think I meant it, did you? 930 00:52:42,299 --> 00:52:43,299 Do something. 931 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,400 Help me. 932 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:47,940 Call a doctor. 933 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,400 I'm going to call the coroner, and you better be dead when he arrives. 934 00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:02,960 Dr. Braunschweiger is here. 935 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,320 Good to move. Thank you very much. 936 00:53:07,150 --> 00:53:08,190 Good morning, Dr. 937 00:53:09,230 --> 00:53:14,370 Braunschweiger here. I have just opened the office next door to you. And perhaps 938 00:53:14,370 --> 00:53:17,250 I thought I could be of some help to you. 939 00:53:17,490 --> 00:53:18,490 Yes, I've heard. 940 00:53:19,090 --> 00:53:20,670 Where did you practice, doctor? 941 00:53:21,590 --> 00:53:22,910 Vienna, mostly. 942 00:53:23,150 --> 00:53:23,968 In Wien? 943 00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:25,270 Villanueva in Wien? 944 00:53:27,910 --> 00:53:32,110 Vienna, you know, is the home of psychoanalysis. Of course, I know that. 945 00:53:32,970 --> 00:53:37,390 You know, Doctor, I would be glad to fill in for you on your time off, you 946 00:53:37,470 --> 00:53:38,850 Then you're fully accredited. 947 00:53:39,230 --> 00:53:40,450 Surely you're just as me. 948 00:53:40,730 --> 00:53:41,730 Fully, fully. 949 00:53:43,070 --> 00:53:48,310 And I might add that we have heard a lot, a good deal of you in Vienna too, 950 00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:49,670 Doctor. Thank you. 951 00:53:50,490 --> 00:53:52,530 Vielleicht können Sie für mich am Mittwoch übernehmen. 952 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,340 I said maybe you could take over for me on Wednesday. 953 00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:07,700 Wednesday? Ah, it's a good day. My pleasure. My pleasure for Wednesday, 954 00:54:08,340 --> 00:54:14,460 You know, Doctor, I sincerely believe that every analyst should continue his 955 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:17,280 analysis. Oh, yes. You think so? Oh, of course. Of course. 956 00:54:17,540 --> 00:54:22,460 So then, of course, if you should have any problems or should need any help, 957 00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:26,340 analysis of sorts, you know that I will treat you for free. 958 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,700 Funny you should mention it. 959 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:31,680 Sit down, Doctor. 960 00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:39,740 Mr. Lucas is here, Doctor. 961 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,260 What can I do for you, Mr. Lucas? 962 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:49,960 I want to come back, Doctor. 963 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,200 But strictly as a patient. 964 00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:53,460 Why me? 965 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,340 There's a new doctor next door from Vienna. Maybe he can help you. 966 00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,750 I want only you. 967 00:54:59,150 --> 00:55:01,610 Our relationship would be entirely professional. 968 00:55:02,770 --> 00:55:04,570 I have a new problem now, doctor. 969 00:55:05,050 --> 00:55:06,210 What sort of problem? 970 00:55:07,590 --> 00:55:09,170 I want you to help me get over you. 971 00:55:09,970 --> 00:55:11,430 And you're going to pay me for that? 972 00:55:12,090 --> 00:55:13,610 One hundred dollars an hour. 973 00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:18,390 If you can make me get you out of my system. How am I going to do that? 974 00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:20,210 Well, you're the doctor. 975 00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:21,910 Talk me out of you. 976 00:55:22,510 --> 00:55:23,630 I am selfish. 977 00:55:23,910 --> 00:55:24,910 I am mean. 978 00:55:25,710 --> 00:55:27,470 I am moody. I'm impossible. 979 00:55:28,030 --> 00:55:29,030 Are you frigid? 980 00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,630 Oh, yes, terribly. 981 00:55:31,490 --> 00:55:32,910 You haven't met the right man yet. 982 00:55:34,070 --> 00:55:35,070 Sorry to interrupt. 983 00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,370 May I see you for a moment, Doctor? Certainly. 984 00:55:39,650 --> 00:55:44,150 What is it? Doctor, you must have dinner with me tonight. What for? 985 00:55:44,530 --> 00:55:46,770 With that patient that you have on the couch right now. 986 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:51,560 has invited me to his house for dinner tonight, and I don't dare go up there 987 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,160 alone. It could become violent or something. 988 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:54,480 You can handle it. No, no, no. 989 00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:57,040 He wants me to blame you. Me. 990 00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:01,160 Everything is going to be all right. I am going to be the chaperone. What can 991 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:01,738 do to us? 992 00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:05,280 All right. Okay. I'll be there at 8 o 'clock. Good evening. Good evening, 993 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,560 Doctor. Won't you please come in? Thank you very much. 994 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,780 Come in and sit down, please. A nice hallway, yes. 995 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,140 Big enough to hold a Shrine's convention in. 996 00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:21,060 Sit, please. 997 00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:23,900 Sit? I hate to sit, it's so clean. 998 00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:26,100 Sit, yeah, sit. 999 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,160 So, here we are. 1000 00:56:30,180 --> 00:56:34,820 Now, what seems here to be the trouble? 1001 00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,300 He says he's in love with me. 1002 00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:42,400 He says he's in love with me. Doctor, all the patients fall in love with the 1003 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,120 analyst. Normal, normal. 1004 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:45,880 I want her. Doctor, 1005 00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:50,120 I really think this is going too far. 1006 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,540 You should see how far we go in Vienna. 1007 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:57,180 Not as far as he's trying to go in America. 1008 00:56:57,380 --> 00:57:01,020 You haven't even given me a chance to start you. Can't we change the subject? 1009 00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:06,540 Doctor, I have come up here, Doctor, to help you. Help me? He's the one that 1010 00:57:06,540 --> 00:57:10,140 needs help. Don't be so sure, Doctor. Don't be so sure. Be in my office 1011 00:57:10,140 --> 00:57:11,140 morning at 9 .30. 1012 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:13,940 You're in major trouble, doctor. Major trouble. 1013 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,640 What about dinner? Dinner. I'm too upset to have dinner. 1014 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,600 Do you have a doggy bag? No, no. Dinner. 1015 00:57:18,820 --> 00:57:20,860 We have to... Oh, yeah. 1016 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,360 I'll go now. 1017 00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:23,420 Going to go now. 1018 00:57:23,660 --> 00:57:27,140 If I give you any more advice, I'm going to have to send you both a bill. 1019 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:29,999 All right. 1020 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,200 Wiedersehen. Well, I trust my patient is in good hands, huh? 1021 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,220 Wiedersehen. 1022 00:57:41,950 --> 00:57:44,050 Why do you insist on all this fantasy? 1023 00:57:45,350 --> 00:57:46,350 What fantasy? 1024 00:57:46,610 --> 00:57:47,610 Dr. 1025 00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:48,710 Braunschweiger is a fake. 1026 00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:51,070 What? 1027 00:57:51,350 --> 00:57:54,690 I knew he wasn't a psychiatrist the first moment I talked to him. 1028 00:57:55,310 --> 00:57:57,390 I played it through to see how far you would go. 1029 00:57:59,790 --> 00:58:03,850 Well, I must have been terribly involved with you if I'd go to all this trouble. 1030 00:58:04,630 --> 00:58:08,210 I had to think of some way to get you back up here, and that was the only way 1031 00:58:08,210 --> 00:58:09,210 could think of to do it. 1032 00:58:09,580 --> 00:58:11,860 You wanted intrigue, so I gave you intrigue. 1033 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,480 You are a cave. 1034 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,640 Well, you're a doctor. Cure me. 1035 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,900 I have to cure myself. 1036 00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:31,400 You're a pianist. 1037 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,540 Piano is my life. 1038 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,180 And I fell in love with you. Is that so awful? 1039 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000 He didn't have to go through all this trouble. 1040 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,300 Anyone who plays the piano the way you do. 1041 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:43,760 You like the way I play? 1042 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,840 Piano does something to me. 1043 00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:48,300 It does? 1044 00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:54,240 I had no idea you were a musician. 1045 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,520 Doctor, I need you. 1046 00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:03,830 Me? Yes, you. 1047 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:07,810 I've been searching all my life for the right girl, and here she was, right 1048 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,870 before me, in the doctor's office. 1049 00:59:10,290 --> 00:59:14,530 The girl I asked to find me a girl was the girl that I wanted all the time. 1050 00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:15,550 You're insane. 1051 00:59:15,630 --> 00:59:17,330 No, no, I want to live again. 1052 00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:21,770 Mr. Lucas. Let me go to my grave with one last memory of you in my arms. 1053 00:59:22,570 --> 00:59:24,110 You did Larry. 1054 00:59:24,490 --> 00:59:27,290 No, no, I owe you my life. I fell in love with you. 1055 00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:29,110 I thought you were going to marry Miss Bryant. 1056 00:59:29,490 --> 00:59:31,850 How could I marry Miss Bryant after knowing you? 1057 00:59:38,510 --> 00:59:39,209 What's that? 1058 00:59:39,210 --> 00:59:40,210 Just the piano. 1059 00:59:40,430 --> 00:59:42,070 But it's playing without you. 1060 00:59:42,350 --> 00:59:43,350 I gave it lessons. 1061 00:59:57,370 --> 01:00:00,510 No, Mr. Bernstein, I can't use that ost anymore. 1062 01:00:00,790 --> 01:00:03,750 There's one on the back wall that is really terrible. 1063 01:00:04,210 --> 01:00:06,490 I'd sell it for a dollar if I could, but to whom? 1064 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:09,250 Tell the artist to start painting bananas or something. 1065 01:00:10,070 --> 01:00:12,230 Goodbye. Huh? Do you like this? 1066 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:13,750 Hmm? 1067 01:00:14,530 --> 01:00:15,630 Come on, come on, come on. 1068 01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:17,470 Good kid, good kid. 1069 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,660 You like this painting, sir? 1070 01:00:38,180 --> 01:00:39,500 Yes, it's marvelous. 1071 01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:42,320 The brushwork, the lines. 1072 01:00:42,820 --> 01:00:45,580 Do you want to buy it? I'm not really a buyer. 1073 01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:47,700 Oh, you're not. 1074 01:00:47,860 --> 01:00:48,860 No, no. 1075 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:50,520 I'm a painter. 1076 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,080 Oh, have I seen your work? 1077 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,180 No one has seen my work. I wasn't ready. 1078 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:57,200 Luther, 1079 01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:58,680 Luther. 1080 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,460 How many pictures have you done? 1081 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,560 Eleven. 1082 01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:06,300 Oh. I'm looking for a gallery for my debut. 1083 01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:10,020 Um, what kind of pictures are they? 1084 01:01:11,060 --> 01:01:12,860 I work on girls, mostly. 1085 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,720 Oh, how long have you been at it? 1086 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,960 All of my life. 1087 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,980 I've studied in Paris, Rome, Madrid, Tahiti. 1088 01:01:23,820 --> 01:01:26,220 Tahiti. You know, Gauguin painted in Tahiti. 1089 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,220 I rented the same little hut. 1090 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,900 Oh, gee, that must have been thrilling. 1091 01:01:34,060 --> 01:01:35,960 Just being there was enough. 1092 01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:39,260 Do you take on new painters? 1093 01:01:39,580 --> 01:01:41,460 It's one of the reasons I'm in this business. 1094 01:01:42,660 --> 01:01:44,940 I would like you to visit my studio. 1095 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:49,320 No, you bring the pictures here tomorrow and I'd be happy to look at them. 1096 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:54,140 Eleven canvases. I couldn't get them in my car. 1097 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,020 Well, where's your studio? 1098 01:01:57,580 --> 01:01:59,820 It's not far from here. The Sunbury Towers. 1099 01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:02,980 No, I've had a... I've had a long day. Really, I have. 1100 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,040 What time do you close? 1101 01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:07,660 Six o 'clock. 1102 01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:10,180 It's six o 'clock now. 1103 01:02:11,020 --> 01:02:15,080 Why do you hesitate, Miss... Brinkman. 1104 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,460 Nell Brinkman. Are you a good artist? 1105 01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:22,980 You tell me. 1106 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,500 My car is right outside. 1107 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,120 You don't expect me to leave my gallery just like that? 1108 01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:30,060 Do you want to see my work or do you not? 1109 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,780 I may have a buyer for that painting over there. 1110 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,200 You know someone? 1111 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,320 I know lots of people. 1112 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,840 Okay, but I'm not promising anything until I see those pictures. 1113 01:02:43,420 --> 01:02:45,740 All right. We're both gambling on each other. 1114 01:02:53,820 --> 01:02:54,980 That's marvelous. 1115 01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:58,300 Marvelous. 1116 01:02:58,660 --> 01:03:00,440 You can tell just like that? 1117 01:03:00,890 --> 01:03:02,210 I don't need ten years. 1118 01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:07,910 Oh, and it's incredible. 1119 01:03:08,670 --> 01:03:13,030 I mean, it's amazing. I've never seen such a style. 1120 01:03:16,310 --> 01:03:20,050 Oh, oh, what a blend of colors. 1121 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:23,750 It's glorious. 1122 01:03:26,050 --> 01:03:28,050 Of course these pictures will sell. 1123 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,940 I'd be happy to give you a showing. 1124 01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:36,240 Miss Brinkman, you have made my day. 1125 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:40,120 I think this has been a lucky day for both of us. 1126 01:03:47,060 --> 01:03:48,060 My God. 1127 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,580 What? Why didn't I see it sooner? 1128 01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:53,759 See what? 1129 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,520 What? You see these other 11 girls? 1130 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,560 Yeah. You! 1131 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,040 are going to be number 12. 1132 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:03,260 Me? Yes, you. You and only you. 1133 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:04,820 I'm not a model. 1134 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:08,700 When I get through, you will be the greatest model an artist could have. 1135 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,360 But why do you need 12? 1136 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,200 I must have an even dozen. 1137 01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:15,060 I'm superstitious. 1138 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,040 Oh, my God. 1139 01:04:18,460 --> 01:04:20,180 Just stand there a minute. 1140 01:04:22,460 --> 01:04:25,900 You won't have to pose for long. 1141 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:30,360 Modigliani used to... Knock off a picture in an hour. Will you work that 1142 01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:31,980 Faster. 1143 01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:34,560 You're absolutely mad. 1144 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:37,780 You have just paid me the ultimate compliment. 1145 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,680 Where do you want me? 1146 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,680 This will be a nude. 1147 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,240 A nude? 1148 01:04:50,940 --> 01:04:51,940 Yes, of course. 1149 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,040 How nude? 1150 01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:56,020 But I'm... 1151 01:04:56,140 --> 01:04:57,480 I'm not too sure about my body. 1152 01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:00,980 You leave your body to me. 1153 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,340 You'll make up for the deficiencies? 1154 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,700 When I get through, there won't be any. 1155 01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:12,140 Where do I go? 1156 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,000 The powder room is off the hallway. 1157 01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,380 Here's a fig leaf. 1158 01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:23,100 There's a robe in there, your size. 1159 01:05:26,830 --> 01:05:29,850 I've never posed in the news for a man before. 1160 01:05:30,450 --> 01:05:31,450 Never? 1161 01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:34,150 No. Well, not posed. 1162 01:05:36,230 --> 01:05:39,870 Miss Brinkman, this time, you'll just pose. 1163 01:06:25,910 --> 01:06:27,090 You also play. 1164 01:06:29,770 --> 01:06:33,410 Yes. One can paint. One should also be able to play the piano. 1165 01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:38,350 I must have a photograph of you. Just sit right there on the edge of the 1166 01:06:38,610 --> 01:06:39,610 You paint from photographs? 1167 01:06:39,990 --> 01:06:44,250 Of course. So did Monet, Leclerc, Cezanne. And now Lucas. 1168 01:06:45,430 --> 01:06:46,630 Turn your body, please. 1169 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:50,410 Okay. Let's try one where I see more of you. 1170 01:06:50,850 --> 01:06:51,950 Take off the robe, please. 1171 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,830 Just pull it back a little bit. Yeah. 1172 01:06:55,330 --> 01:06:56,330 Let's do one more. 1173 01:06:56,610 --> 01:06:57,770 Take the scarf off. 1174 01:06:58,290 --> 01:06:59,350 Gorgeous. Don't move. 1175 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:01,270 Get rid of the scarf. 1176 01:07:01,670 --> 01:07:04,890 Would you please get rid of that stupid scarf? 1177 01:07:05,230 --> 01:07:06,230 Beautiful, beautiful. 1178 01:07:07,310 --> 01:07:08,470 Take the robe down. 1179 01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:10,130 Off the shoulders. 1180 01:07:11,050 --> 01:07:12,150 It's off the shoulders. 1181 01:07:12,810 --> 01:07:15,550 Now pull it down a little bit more. Oh, that's fine. 1182 01:07:15,850 --> 01:07:18,790 Let's try one where I see more of your... Oh, that's perfect. 1183 01:07:19,090 --> 01:07:23,150 Okay. All right. Now look up. I want to see your eyes. 1184 01:07:23,770 --> 01:07:24,890 Your eyes. Look. 1185 01:07:25,290 --> 01:07:26,650 Oh, my God. Yes. 1186 01:07:27,070 --> 01:07:29,070 Okay, now try all the way all together now. 1187 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:32,270 More, more. Oh, I love that. Beautiful, beautiful. 1188 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:36,630 Now, one more. Now, look. Look just above my head now. Look. Oh, you look 1189 01:07:36,630 --> 01:07:41,390 Madonna. Oh, that's delightful. Try it without the fig leaf. 1190 01:07:41,630 --> 01:07:42,629 Without the fig leaf? 1191 01:07:42,630 --> 01:07:43,630 Take the fig leaf away. 1192 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:45,630 Yes, yes. Uh -huh. 1193 01:07:46,090 --> 01:07:47,970 Pull the rope back up. Drop the rope. 1194 01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:52,390 Oh, that's very nice. 1195 01:07:52,670 --> 01:07:53,388 Mm -hmm. 1196 01:07:53,390 --> 01:07:54,390 Oh, marvelous. 1197 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,050 Magnificent. You look so much better undressed. 1198 01:07:58,730 --> 01:08:00,130 Are you expecting a guest? 1199 01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:03,630 No, it's just an art dealer from France. I'll be right back. 1200 01:08:04,850 --> 01:08:07,070 Mr. Lucas, you forget the appointment? 1201 01:08:07,450 --> 01:08:09,710 I wasn't sure that you would come, Mr. Devereaux. 1202 01:08:10,370 --> 01:08:15,370 All the way from Paris, eh? Where are the paintings? 1203 01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:18,180 All over. Oh, yes. 1204 01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:22,620 By the way, this is Miss Brinkman. I am not interested in live ones, no. 1205 01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:28,500 I will count them. There's one, there's two, three, four, five, six, seven, 1206 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,060 eight, nine, ten, eleven. 1207 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,960 Eleven? Well, I was meant to understand it was going to be twelve. 1208 01:08:34,939 --> 01:08:36,140 Monsieur Devereaux? Oui? 1209 01:08:36,899 --> 01:08:38,040 She is number twelve. 1210 01:08:38,620 --> 01:08:43,660 She? Of course. Well, you don't have to make an exact likeness. You can take 1211 01:08:43,660 --> 01:08:45,479 liberties. We don't like pornography. 1212 01:08:49,340 --> 01:08:50,340 Well, monsieur? 1213 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:51,500 Well, what? 1214 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,760 Well, what do you think? 1215 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:53,920 Ah, what do I think? 1216 01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:58,279 You must give me some time to think. I just come off the plane, you know. The 1217 01:08:58,279 --> 01:09:02,700 altitude, the oxygen, the food, the stewardess. No, no, no, no, no. You must 1218 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:04,359 give me some time, after all. 1219 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,979 All right, I will take all of them to Paris. To Paris? 1220 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,100 Certainement. I will give you a down payment for all of them. 1221 01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:13,460 Girls, my dear colleague. 1222 01:09:14,100 --> 01:09:15,939 Girls is what the Frenchman loves best. 1223 01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:19,180 Now wait just a minute. You promised me those pictures for my gallery. 1224 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:23,180 Catchy American phrase. Who the hell are you? 1225 01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:26,180 I happen to own an art gallery on La Cienega Boulevard. 1226 01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:29,380 La Cienega? To La Cienega? How gosh. 1227 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,720 What does California know about art? 1228 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:35,979 Sir, I'll have you know that California is just as important to art as any other 1229 01:09:35,979 --> 01:09:37,060 place. Mademoiselle. 1230 01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:42,000 I did not come all the way from Paris to argue with a woman who cannot afford a 1231 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,920 dress. Mr. Lucas, you can't go back on your word. 1232 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,880 Mademoiselle, you have a big mouth. 1233 01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:50,939 Monsieur, I will have the men pick up the paintings in one hour. 1234 01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,500 Mr. Lucas, you can't. We made an arrangement. 1235 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,040 Monsieur Devereux, parlez -vous français? 1236 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:57,280 No, I don't. 1237 01:09:57,540 --> 01:10:03,680 I must have more time. 1238 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,940 Well, I will leave next week. 1239 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:10,640 On a Saturday. And if by Saturday you have not put her on the canvas, I will 1240 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,380 take just 11 with me. After all, there's nothing wrong with 11. 1241 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,740 It's still a lucky number on the dice table, huh? Au revoir. 1242 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:20,940 Oh, the nerve of that man. 1243 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:22,800 Are you going to give him the pictures? 1244 01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:25,960 I don't know what to do. 1245 01:10:26,580 --> 01:10:31,140 Well, until you make up your mind, I suggest you get yourself another model. 1246 01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:43,040 This is my son. He's never on when you want him. 1247 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:47,900 Hello, Guido. It's you again. 1248 01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:49,240 What do you want at this time? 1249 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,440 Can you do a nude picture of this girl for me? 1250 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:59,000 She takes a big fig leaf. It's going to take a long time. 1251 01:10:59,860 --> 01:11:04,040 Time? You did those other 11 pictures in 11 days. I wasn't inspired. 1252 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:07,500 I was a little crazy. This week, I'm not so crazy. 1253 01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,280 Guido, I've got to have it right away. 1254 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:14,120 You wanted this to look like Michelangelo or Gauguin? 1255 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,120 Gauguin. 1256 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,780 Gauguin is going to cost you an extra $50. 1257 01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:22,600 All right, when can I pick it up? 1258 01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:24,160 Give me about a week. 1259 01:11:26,780 --> 01:11:28,060 What? You finished it? 1260 01:11:29,180 --> 01:11:30,640 How did you do it so soon? 1261 01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:34,580 I'll be over tomorrow. 1262 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,140 How did you do it? 1263 01:12:19,940 --> 01:12:21,680 Well, the photographs helped a little. 1264 01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,020 So that's how I look. 1265 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,480 Well, that's how I see you. 1266 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,200 Excuse me. 1267 01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:30,860 Yeah, hello. 1268 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:32,480 Ah, Monsieur Devereaux. 1269 01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:34,140 Him again? 1270 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:39,020 Monsieur Devereaux, I have made my decision. I am giving the pictures to 1271 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:40,180 Brinkman for her gallery. 1272 01:12:47,370 --> 01:12:48,450 And the same to you, monsieur. 1273 01:12:49,970 --> 01:12:51,430 Bravo, you trust me? 1274 01:12:52,290 --> 01:12:53,290 Oh, Luther. 1275 01:12:53,510 --> 01:12:54,690 May I call you Luther? 1276 01:12:54,970 --> 01:12:55,970 If you wish. 1277 01:12:57,350 --> 01:13:00,910 I kind of wish you wouldn't sell this portrait. 1278 01:13:02,030 --> 01:13:03,030 Why not? 1279 01:13:04,010 --> 01:13:08,850 Well, the thought of me hanging on some strange wall with people staring at my 1280 01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:10,230 naked body. 1281 01:13:11,210 --> 01:13:12,970 No, it has to be in my house. 1282 01:13:13,410 --> 01:13:15,410 Are you suggesting that I give it to you? 1283 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:18,340 No, no, I'll pay whatever the other pictures command. 1284 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:21,560 Wait a minute. 1285 01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:25,320 What? Well, now that I see you, there's some changes that I have to... Okay, but 1286 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,000 we have to hurry. I've got a surprise for you. 1287 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:32,040 You do? Mm -hmm. I've scheduled your exhibition for Monday night. I've 1288 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,600 all the critics and the art crowd. 1289 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:34,818 So soon? 1290 01:13:34,820 --> 01:13:36,540 Oh, you've got to strike while the iron's hot. 1291 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:38,180 I'm trying to. 1292 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,000 By Monday night, you should be on your way. 1293 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:42,560 Might be sooner. 1294 01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:45,460 Not bad. 1295 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,340 Are you referring to me? 1296 01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:49,460 I'm referring to that, madam. 1297 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:51,160 Oh, it's fabulous, isn't it? 1298 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,360 Where's your name? 1299 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,000 Name's Schoenberg. 1300 01:13:55,180 --> 01:13:56,180 What do you do? 1301 01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:57,940 I'm a painter. 1302 01:13:58,060 --> 01:13:59,320 Can you do my kitchen? 1303 01:14:00,460 --> 01:14:01,760 I know you. 1304 01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:03,780 You're hung all over. 1305 01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:08,160 Tell me, Mr. Schoenberg, do you do nude? 1306 01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:09,420 Of course I do. 1307 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,980 Could you do my husband sometime? 1308 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:15,390 I've never seen him undressed, and I'm a bit curious. 1309 01:14:16,430 --> 01:14:17,570 My pleasure, madame. 1310 01:14:17,970 --> 01:14:18,970 Merci. 1311 01:14:22,970 --> 01:14:23,970 Well, 1312 01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:30,010 what did I tell you? 1313 01:14:31,170 --> 01:14:32,290 They like my work. 1314 01:14:32,730 --> 01:14:33,730 They love it. 1315 01:14:34,230 --> 01:14:37,310 Let you look at it. Are you going to allow her to do this to you? 1316 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,440 All the important West Coast critics are here. 1317 01:14:40,660 --> 01:14:43,500 In France, mademoiselle, I could have made him a big man. 1318 01:14:43,780 --> 01:14:48,000 In France, they would hang him. In the Louvre, in the Louvre, in the Louvre. 1319 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,220 going to make the presentation now. 1320 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:55,100 Mr. Lucas. 1321 01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:58,500 Guido. 1322 01:14:58,880 --> 01:14:59,880 Surprised? 1323 01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:02,660 No, I'm delighted. 1324 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:04,280 So am I. 1325 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,120 Ladies and gentlemen, may I please have your attention? 1326 01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,620 Lovers of art, distinguished critics, and friends. 1327 01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:21,120 I wish to announce that the Luther Lucas exhibit is a complete sellout. 1328 01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:25,460 And I wish to present Mr. 1329 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:27,180 Luther Lucas himself. 1330 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:36,100 Thank you. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. You're much too kind. 1331 01:15:37,260 --> 01:15:38,900 But I have a confession to make. 1332 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:43,200 I have perpetrated a hoax on all of you. 1333 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,920 This is the damnedest debut I've ever seen. 1334 01:15:46,180 --> 01:15:47,560 Why can't he keep his mouth shut? 1335 01:15:48,820 --> 01:15:51,740 I did not create these masterpieces. 1336 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:59,360 And I cannot accept your acclaim because I hired that little man standing 1337 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:06,340 right over there, Guido D 'Angelo, an unknown but great artist, to do 1338 01:16:06,340 --> 01:16:07,500 these pictures for me. 1339 01:16:09,580 --> 01:16:11,020 Guido, please step up here. 1340 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:17,760 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 1341 01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:22,240 As long as he's telling the truth, I'm going to tell the truth too. 1342 01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:25,600 I did not paint those pictures either. 1343 01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:29,520 Well, who in the hell did to them? 1344 01:16:30,220 --> 01:16:31,720 My son, Toulouse. 1345 01:16:34,620 --> 01:16:37,100 Toulouse, come, baby. 1346 01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:46,730 Do you believe in reincarnation? 1347 01:16:47,130 --> 01:16:48,350 I do now. 1348 01:16:49,810 --> 01:16:50,830 Merci, Papa. 1349 01:16:51,390 --> 01:16:54,590 Ladies and gentlemen, my son. 1350 01:16:56,670 --> 01:16:59,070 Madame, merci beaucoup. 1351 01:16:59,350 --> 01:17:01,170 My son doesn't speak English. 1352 01:17:01,730 --> 01:17:03,670 He was raised in France. 1353 01:17:04,550 --> 01:17:09,930 Toulouse, I am commissioning you for 100 more pictures. 1354 01:17:11,430 --> 01:17:13,170 And I commission him to paint. 1355 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:17,680 200 pictures. Besides that, I will take him back to France with me. Pierre. 1356 01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:19,300 Oui. Pick up and deliver. 1357 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:23,220 Oh, 1358 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,500 Miss Brinkman. 1359 01:17:31,700 --> 01:17:33,160 I was just passing by. 1360 01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:35,800 Don't lie to him. This is such a pleasant surprise. 1361 01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:37,080 I hope so. 1362 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:47,300 I came for my picture. 1363 01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:49,260 Or rather, Toulouse's picture. 1364 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:51,280 It's no longer here. 1365 01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:54,260 What? I sold it. 1366 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:56,760 You sold it? It was mine. 1367 01:17:57,220 --> 01:17:58,940 No. It wasn't yours. 1368 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:04,000 I bought it. I paid his father for it. You had no right to sell that picture. 1369 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:05,099 Why not? 1370 01:18:05,100 --> 01:18:06,100 It was a picture of me. 1371 01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:10,420 Well, get Toulouse to paint you another one. He's in Paris studying the Trek. 1372 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:12,900 It's too bad. 1373 01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:14,180 What am I going to do? 1374 01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:16,220 I fell in love with that picture. 1375 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:18,880 You fell in love with a picture of yourself? 1376 01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,300 No, it wasn't vanity. 1377 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:26,440 It was the first time an artist caught the girl I wanted to be. 1378 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,420 Well, you wouldn't understand. 1379 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:30,760 I'm sorry, but it's sold. 1380 01:18:32,020 --> 01:18:33,020 Whom did you sell it to? 1381 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:36,480 I sold it to a woman. She lives in the apartment right next door. 1382 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:39,680 Well, get her in here. I'll buy it back from her. 1383 01:18:39,940 --> 01:18:41,580 She might not want to sell. Well, try. 1384 01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:44,580 All right, I'll try. 1385 01:18:45,180 --> 01:18:46,460 But I don't think it'll do any good. 1386 01:18:53,420 --> 01:18:56,340 Where are you going? You know where I'm going. I'm going to school. 1387 01:18:57,260 --> 01:18:59,540 All you do is come in here and eat lunch and leave. 1388 01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,600 That's why I took the job. 1389 01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,120 Uh, hello, Mrs. Hanelman. 1390 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,160 Yes, this is Luther Lucas. 1391 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:11,200 The man who sold you the picture. 1392 01:19:12,650 --> 01:19:16,030 Yes, that's right. I wonder if you could do me a favor and step in here for a 1393 01:19:16,030 --> 01:19:17,030 minute. 1394 01:19:17,290 --> 01:19:18,290 Fine, thank you. 1395 01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:20,630 She'll be right in. 1396 01:19:20,670 --> 01:19:21,790 I've got to get it back. 1397 01:19:22,630 --> 01:19:24,430 Well, there's some things in life you can't have. 1398 01:19:24,730 --> 01:19:26,890 Mr. Lucas wanted to see me. 1399 01:19:28,270 --> 01:19:29,630 Mrs. Handelman is here. 1400 01:19:30,990 --> 01:19:32,590 You wanted to see me? 1401 01:19:33,630 --> 01:19:35,090 Yes, Mrs. Handelman. 1402 01:19:35,470 --> 01:19:37,710 You know that picture that I sold you? 1403 01:19:38,130 --> 01:19:40,290 Oh, that beautiful girl. 1404 01:19:42,170 --> 01:19:46,390 Well, this girl would like to buy it. Why? Was the model a friend of yours? 1405 01:19:46,710 --> 01:19:47,810 This is the model. 1406 01:19:48,570 --> 01:19:50,530 Yes. That girl is you? 1407 01:19:51,210 --> 01:19:52,870 Can you see why she would like to buy it? 1408 01:19:53,090 --> 01:19:54,750 I wouldn't dare sell it. 1409 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,890 Oh, madam, I'll give you double what you paid for it. 1410 01:19:58,410 --> 01:20:00,870 Miss, um, what did you say your name was? 1411 01:20:01,570 --> 01:20:06,870 Brinkman. Miss Klinkman, I told my boyfriend it was a picture of me taken 1412 01:20:06,870 --> 01:20:07,870 years ago. 1413 01:20:08,210 --> 01:20:09,270 And he believed you? 1414 01:20:09,550 --> 01:20:11,370 Who cares? It turns him on. 1415 01:20:12,050 --> 01:20:13,830 I'll give you anything you want. 1416 01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:17,310 Miss Pinkelman, I happen to own this apartment building. 1417 01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:20,790 Now, do I need your money? I need a boyfriend. 1418 01:20:21,410 --> 01:20:24,510 And I need that picture because he fell for it. 1419 01:20:24,830 --> 01:20:28,910 Every time he kisses me, he turns my back to the wall and he looks at that 1420 01:20:28,910 --> 01:20:33,530 picture. And then he gets so aroused, it helps him to love me. 1421 01:20:33,990 --> 01:20:35,810 And I don't even mind that. 1422 01:20:36,190 --> 01:20:37,190 Stella! 1423 01:20:38,570 --> 01:20:39,570 Stella! 1424 01:20:42,310 --> 01:20:45,010 I'm thinking you come back in one minute. 1425 01:20:50,290 --> 01:20:52,150 What's that? 1426 01:20:56,150 --> 01:20:58,330 Who do you think that is? 1427 01:20:58,590 --> 01:21:04,590 It's Miss Kinky and she wants my picture, the one you stare at all night. 1428 01:21:16,639 --> 01:21:20,140 Oh, that picture really worked for us. 1429 01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:26,400 Oh, that picture wears me out. Oh, come on, sadly. 1430 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,140 Oh, let's look at it again. 1431 01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:32,240 Oh, duration is delayed. 1432 01:21:32,940 --> 01:21:34,180 Here's the picture. 1433 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,140 You need it more than... 1434 01:21:41,350 --> 01:21:44,850 If it lights a fire under their bed, how can I take it away from them? 1435 01:21:47,530 --> 01:21:50,790 Well, it was nice knowing you, Nell. 1436 01:21:51,350 --> 01:21:53,090 Is that how you're going to dismiss me? 1437 01:21:53,470 --> 01:21:55,610 I was hoping I'd see more of you. 1438 01:21:56,470 --> 01:22:02,210 Since I've seen all of you, I... You know, I think you pretended to be an 1439 01:22:02,210 --> 01:22:03,210 to impress me. 1440 01:22:04,470 --> 01:22:05,470 It's true. 1441 01:22:05,670 --> 01:22:07,210 I did like you. 1442 01:22:08,290 --> 01:22:11,530 You've been through an awful lot. I'd like to make it up to you. 1443 01:22:12,050 --> 01:22:12,969 Forget it. 1444 01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:14,570 You've had a tragic experience. 1445 01:22:15,210 --> 01:22:19,150 Please, don't feel sorry for me. I'm grateful to you. 1446 01:22:19,570 --> 01:22:21,650 You found me a marvelous artist. 1447 01:22:23,270 --> 01:22:24,650 Glad I could do something right. 1448 01:22:25,530 --> 01:22:28,210 You know, it took a lot of courage to tell all in public. 1449 01:22:29,430 --> 01:22:33,730 I knew it would ruin our relationship, but I just couldn't live a lie. 1450 01:22:34,290 --> 01:22:36,630 How many men would bear their soul? 1451 01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:40,350 Not very many. 1452 01:22:41,710 --> 01:22:43,750 Your powder room still in the same place? 1453 01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:46,550 Just off the hallway. 1454 01:22:47,030 --> 01:22:48,030 Why? What are you going to do? 1455 01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:50,170 I'm going to pose for you. 1456 01:22:51,650 --> 01:22:53,290 What for? You know I can't paint. 1457 01:22:53,890 --> 01:22:55,110 Who asked you to paint? 1458 01:23:12,970 --> 01:23:14,270 Where were we, Miss Falkham? 1459 01:23:17,610 --> 01:23:22,390 Having seduced four women, he now meets his biggest challenge. 1460 01:23:23,890 --> 01:23:25,870 Ah, yes. Let's continue. 1461 01:23:27,430 --> 01:23:32,550 There isn't a woman in the world who can't be seduced. 1462 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:38,650 The trick in the art of seduction is working on your opponent until... 1463 01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:43,040 Until she, in fact, seduces you. 1464 01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:46,080 Have you got that down? 1465 01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:50,220 What is your first name, Miss Walson? 1466 01:23:50,740 --> 01:23:53,220 Pamela. Oh, that's right. You told me that this morning. 1467 01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:54,780 Like 15 times. 1468 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:58,100 I'm terribly sorry. I'm awful on names. I understand. 1469 01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:02,280 How do you like my book so far? 1470 01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:07,020 Well, this hero of yours is quite a bastard. 1471 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:08,760 A bastard? 1472 01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:10,280 In what way? 1473 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:14,960 He seduces four women and then he drops them like hot potatoes. 1474 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:17,660 Do you think the readers go to root for him? 1475 01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,780 I'm telling a true story. But I knew the guy. 1476 01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:22,720 Where is he now? 1477 01:24:22,860 --> 01:24:23,860 In a hospital? 1478 01:24:25,380 --> 01:24:32,380 May I ask you... May I ask you a... May I ask 1479 01:24:32,380 --> 01:24:34,160 you a personal question, Miss Wilson? 1480 01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,280 Go right ahead. 1481 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:37,760 Have you... 1482 01:24:37,980 --> 01:24:38,980 Ever been seduced? 1483 01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,240 Thank God, no. 1484 01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:43,180 And I don't intend to be. 1485 01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:49,780 You mean you're a virgin? 1486 01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:53,140 Isn't that rather personal? 1487 01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:57,320 I happen to be one, and I am proud of it. 1488 01:24:58,980 --> 01:25:00,900 That fascinates me. Why should it? 1489 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:05,400 I intend to get married one day, and my husband will be first. 1490 01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:07,040 Good thinking. 1491 01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,840 Shall we get back to the book? 1492 01:25:13,340 --> 01:25:15,620 The book? Oh, the book, of course, of course. 1493 01:25:16,460 --> 01:25:23,120 You've got 23 chapters there, all telling the male reader how to do 1494 01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:24,200 things to women. 1495 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,660 It's educational, don't you think? 1496 01:25:27,020 --> 01:25:28,060 I think it's disgusting. 1497 01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:32,920 Isn't there anything about the book that you like? 1498 01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:35,240 Sex fiends will love it. 1499 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:36,840 Good, good. 1500 01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:39,120 Oh. 1501 01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:43,280 And remember that experience with the psychiatrist, where he confesses 1502 01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:50,000 everything to her, and then they do those things to each other together. 1503 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:53,420 I don't believe that could happen. 1504 01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:55,900 Mr. Lucas, the lady's here for your massage. 1505 01:25:57,040 --> 01:26:00,980 It's five o 'clock, Mr. Lucas. Weren't you expecting me? Oh, this is my 1506 01:26:00,980 --> 01:26:04,420 masseuse. This is my secretary, Miss Balsam. I almost forgot about my 1507 01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,840 appointment. Should I be leaving, Mr. Lucas? 1508 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:10,600 No, just grab your shorthand book and follow us. 1509 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,040 Come on, Hilda. 1510 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:21,140 You came just in time, Hilda. I need some relief. 1511 01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:23,740 I'll relieve you. Where do you want me? 1512 01:26:24,020 --> 01:26:25,480 Over there. You won't be in my day. 1513 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:28,860 Where did we leave off? 1514 01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:30,240 Let me see. 1515 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:35,600 Oh, yeah. In chapter 16, the boy says to the girl... Just relax. 1516 01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:41,400 Right. No, no. You said the trick in the art of seduction. 1517 01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:43,540 Tricks? You're writing about tricks? 1518 01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:45,880 Never mind. Just take this down. 1519 01:26:46,380 --> 01:26:49,160 All animals need love in order to survive. 1520 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:50,880 Even insects. 1521 01:26:51,220 --> 01:26:53,660 Who's to say one ant can't love another ant? 1522 01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:55,380 My uncle loved my aunt. 1523 01:26:55,780 --> 01:26:57,820 Don't help us, will you please, Hilda? Sorry. 1524 01:26:58,540 --> 01:27:00,080 This your new book, Mr. Lucas? 1525 01:27:00,380 --> 01:27:02,260 Yes. It's going to be dirty? 1526 01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:04,080 Ask her. 1527 01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:05,280 What do you think, miss? 1528 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:07,020 Well, let's just say it's going to be commercial. 1529 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:08,500 Oh, commercial. 1530 01:27:09,460 --> 01:27:10,460 That's dirty. 1531 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:12,540 Hilda, where are you going? 1532 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:16,340 Did you used to work in one of those massage parlors? Just about a year. 1533 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:17,660 I got busted. 1534 01:27:18,380 --> 01:27:19,660 Shall we go on? 1535 01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:25,140 Take this down. Our lady Nightingale has been swept up by our Lothario. 1536 01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:29,000 She falls into his arms as they both leap into bed. 1537 01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:33,220 Wonderful. This book will be nice and dirty. 1538 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:35,940 Is there anything dirty about love? 1539 01:27:36,220 --> 01:27:37,520 The way I do it, there is. 1540 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:39,000 Turn over. 1541 01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:42,140 What a body. 1542 01:27:43,900 --> 01:27:44,900 Read back to me. 1543 01:27:45,820 --> 01:27:46,820 What a body. 1544 01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,660 You're taking down her dialogue. 1545 01:27:49,980 --> 01:27:51,000 Oh, I'm sorry. 1546 01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,620 Hilda, you mustn't talk when I'm dictating. 1547 01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:56,040 Sorry. Now, where were we? 1548 01:27:56,380 --> 01:27:58,600 Hilda, you mustn't talk. 1549 01:27:58,910 --> 01:28:00,930 Well, I'm dictating. Oh, my God. 1550 01:28:01,230 --> 01:28:02,550 Hilda, how much longer are you going to be? 1551 01:28:02,850 --> 01:28:04,530 Okay, you can get up now, beautiful. 1552 01:28:05,090 --> 01:28:08,310 You want to turn your head, Miss Bolson? I already have, Mr. Lucas. 1553 01:28:09,670 --> 01:28:13,330 Say, how about giving my secretary a massage, Hilda, huh? 1554 01:28:13,690 --> 01:28:16,370 From Deluxe, I fear she could use it. On the table, honey. 1555 01:28:17,050 --> 01:28:18,410 I don't want a massage. 1556 01:28:18,830 --> 01:28:21,330 Ma 'am, I am not being paid to get a massage. 1557 01:28:21,830 --> 01:28:25,130 I'm paying for it. What are you worried about? I don't believe in massages. 1558 01:28:25,190 --> 01:28:27,130 Please. I don't believe in... 1559 01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:32,540 On the table, honey. Besides, he's looking at me. 1560 01:28:32,900 --> 01:28:33,900 I'll leave the room. 1561 01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:36,220 Ow, please. 1562 01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:40,560 You're going to prevent a poor, hard -working masseuse from making a living? 1563 01:28:40,940 --> 01:28:42,860 I need milk for my babies. 1564 01:28:43,580 --> 01:28:46,340 I'm not stopping your babies from drinking milk. 1565 01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:49,720 Actually, I came up here to type only. 1566 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,520 You take coffee break, don't you? Well, just massage break. 1567 01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:55,080 Ever had to massage? 1568 01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,480 Never. 1569 01:28:58,320 --> 01:28:59,840 Oh, oh, oh. 1570 01:29:00,100 --> 01:29:01,340 Who's playing the piano? 1571 01:29:01,580 --> 01:29:02,580 Mr. Lucas. 1572 01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:04,760 Didn't you know he was great pianist? 1573 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:06,080 My goodness. 1574 01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,200 That's Chopin. 1575 01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:08,740 He used to give concerts. 1576 01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:11,240 He plays beautifully. 1577 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:14,340 Ow! I see you're not used to massage. 1578 01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,900 Massage is very good. In Sweden, we all take massage. 1579 01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:19,480 That's why we're all healthy. 1580 01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:21,480 You finished yet? 1581 01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:22,820 Almost. 1582 01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:26,580 She's going to be able to work overtime. She'll be so healthy. 1583 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:27,880 Good. 1584 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,160 Okay, you can get off now. 1585 01:29:32,340 --> 01:29:33,340 With him around? 1586 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:36,660 I'll look around the other way. Put the sheep around you, honey. 1587 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:44,300 I'll pick up the table tomorrow, same time. The dog. 1588 01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:47,920 Where are they? 1589 01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:02,320 Quick! Not the arm or the broad! 1590 01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:07,420 What is this? You know very well what this is. This man is my husband, and 1591 01:30:07,420 --> 01:30:08,880 got the evidence on him now. 1592 01:30:10,240 --> 01:30:12,320 But darling, this is my secretary. 1593 01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:13,660 And she's dressed for work. 1594 01:30:13,900 --> 01:30:15,840 Wait till I show these pictures to the judge. 1595 01:30:16,380 --> 01:30:18,740 Thank you very much. Let's go, Herman. 1596 01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:34,520 See how lucky you are? 1597 01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:38,180 My pictures are going to be in all the papers. 1598 01:30:38,740 --> 01:30:39,800 Maybe you'll get a movie offer. 1599 01:30:40,020 --> 01:30:41,340 I don't want a movie offer. 1600 01:30:41,980 --> 01:30:43,460 I want to get out of here. 1601 01:30:43,780 --> 01:30:46,180 Your agent, Benny, is here, and I'm going to school. 1602 01:30:46,980 --> 01:30:48,700 Luther! Benny, what are you doing here? 1603 01:30:50,100 --> 01:30:52,360 Now, Luther, what have you been doing all day? 1604 01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:53,960 Working. 1605 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,360 Hard, I see. 1606 01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:56,960 Have you finished the book? Yes. 1607 01:30:57,180 --> 01:30:58,720 And you've registered the book, of course. 1608 01:30:58,940 --> 01:31:01,080 I got so hung up with working, I forgot about it. 1609 01:31:01,310 --> 01:31:05,370 Luther, are you out of your mind? You know what happened to you with your last 1610 01:31:05,370 --> 01:31:06,910 secretary. She stole the idea. 1611 01:31:07,130 --> 01:31:09,770 Then she and the boyfriend went carousing all over France on your money. 1612 01:31:10,110 --> 01:31:12,090 I didn't think about that. 1613 01:31:12,310 --> 01:31:14,370 Who is she? Where did you get her from? 1614 01:31:14,610 --> 01:31:15,610 I got her from the agency. 1615 01:31:15,830 --> 01:31:20,650 Just like the last one. Sweet looks, anything, but in that little brain, 1616 01:31:20,730 --> 01:31:22,090 wheels are always turning, turning. 1617 01:31:22,470 --> 01:31:24,470 And, Benny, I'm sure I can trust her. 1618 01:31:24,790 --> 01:31:27,370 I wouldn't even trust Shakespeare. You know, he's been known to steal quite a 1619 01:31:27,370 --> 01:31:28,370 few things himself. 1620 01:31:28,770 --> 01:31:29,850 What will I do? 1621 01:31:30,380 --> 01:31:33,300 You got yourself in, you get yourself out. Oh, I got to be going. What am I 1622 01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:34,360 doing? Where are you going? 1623 01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:35,840 I have to go to the hospital. 1624 01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:39,660 My mother -in -law is having a lobotomy, and I'm thinking of having one myself. 1625 01:31:41,300 --> 01:31:42,300 Keep in touch, huh? 1626 01:31:43,020 --> 01:31:44,360 Oh, boy, what a mess. 1627 01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:48,460 I shouldn't have dictated any of the book to you before registering at first. 1628 01:31:49,140 --> 01:31:50,160 What does that mean? 1629 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:53,660 It means that I have to get up the first thing in the morning and go down and 1630 01:31:53,660 --> 01:31:55,880 register the book before you get there. Me? 1631 01:31:56,180 --> 01:31:57,700 You think I'm going to fear your idea? 1632 01:31:58,000 --> 01:31:59,400 I can't take any chances. 1633 01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:02,560 What do you have in mind? 1634 01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:04,680 You'll have to stay here overnight. 1635 01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:06,920 That's impossible. 1636 01:32:07,340 --> 01:32:10,160 Don't worry about it. You can sleep in the other bedroom, and you can lock the 1637 01:32:10,160 --> 01:32:13,480 door. And in the morning, you wait there while I go down and register the book. 1638 01:32:13,980 --> 01:32:15,640 Mr. Lucas, I'm leaving now. 1639 01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:17,660 Oh, no, you're not. 1640 01:32:18,860 --> 01:32:22,420 Kidnap her. Call it whatever you want. When my book becomes a hit, then you'll 1641 01:32:22,420 --> 01:32:23,420 understand. 1642 01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:26,360 Compromise! 1643 01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:35,940 Miss Balsam, I have a confession to make to you. 1644 01:32:36,580 --> 01:32:37,880 I'm not interested. 1645 01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:41,300 I happen to be a virgin myself. 1646 01:32:42,060 --> 01:32:43,140 I couldn't care less. 1647 01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:45,520 Are you going to let me out of this room? 1648 01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:47,120 Where do you live? 1649 01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:50,240 With a girlfriend. 1650 01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:55,100 Well, call her and tell her you're on an assignment out of town. But don't give 1651 01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:56,100 her any signals. 1652 01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:58,160 She's not home now. 1653 01:32:59,220 --> 01:33:00,960 All right, well, finish getting dressed. 1654 01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:02,560 Thank you. 1655 01:33:02,860 --> 01:33:05,180 I'm going to make us a scotch and soda to relieve your tension. 1656 01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:06,580 I don't drink anymore. 1657 01:33:08,860 --> 01:33:09,860 Anymore? 1658 01:33:10,620 --> 01:33:11,920 I used to be an alcoholic. 1659 01:33:13,580 --> 01:33:15,320 Alcoholic? I thought you were a virgin. 1660 01:33:15,940 --> 01:33:17,960 One thing has nothing to do with the other. 1661 01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:20,040 Then I'm going to make a drink for me. 1662 01:33:30,440 --> 01:33:33,000 I'd like my paycheck before I go, please. 1663 01:33:33,380 --> 01:33:34,379 You'll get it. 1664 01:33:34,380 --> 01:33:37,600 Have one little drink. I don't care to get started again, thank you. 1665 01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:40,840 Oh, go on. One little sip just to relax your nerves. 1666 01:33:41,740 --> 01:33:43,720 No. Oh, go ahead. 1667 01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:46,160 No. Oh, come on. 1668 01:33:47,260 --> 01:33:48,260 No. 1669 01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:49,520 Go ahead. 1670 01:33:50,240 --> 01:33:55,800 You feel better now, don't you? 1671 01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:57,760 Much better. 1672 01:34:08,170 --> 01:34:09,170 for a year. 1673 01:34:09,790 --> 01:34:11,310 You're entitled to a vacation. 1674 01:34:11,910 --> 01:34:13,650 No, I'll get drunk. 1675 01:34:14,030 --> 01:34:15,190 On one drink? 1676 01:34:15,550 --> 01:34:16,550 Then I'll have another. 1677 01:34:16,970 --> 01:34:17,970 Why not? 1678 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:45,900 Miss Balsam, do you like piano? I love piano. You play beautifully. 1679 01:34:46,220 --> 01:34:47,620 I heard you in the other room. 1680 01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:53,300 I'll play something else for you then. Do you like Chopin, Brahms, Tchaikovsky? 1681 01:35:17,260 --> 01:35:18,520 I don't specialize in that. 1682 01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:20,380 I have a stereo. 1683 01:36:22,090 --> 01:36:23,090 What did you do that for? 1684 01:36:23,310 --> 01:36:24,690 You're beginning to lose yourself. 1685 01:36:25,030 --> 01:36:26,830 It's marvelous music. 1686 01:36:27,530 --> 01:36:30,970 Listen, Miss Balsam, I've thought it all over and I'm going to let you go home 1687 01:36:30,970 --> 01:36:31,929 after all. 1688 01:36:31,930 --> 01:36:32,930 I'm going to trust you. 1689 01:36:34,330 --> 01:36:35,570 You're kicking me out. 1690 01:36:35,950 --> 01:36:39,690 You're the one that wanted to go. Now, go and finish getting dressed. 1691 01:36:40,430 --> 01:36:41,530 I am dressed. 1692 01:36:42,710 --> 01:36:46,310 Could I have one more drink? You've had enough. 1693 01:36:59,980 --> 01:37:01,240 You look much better that way. 1694 01:37:04,780 --> 01:37:05,820 Goodbye, Mr. Lucas. 1695 01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:07,040 Goodbye, Miss Boston. 1696 01:37:07,660 --> 01:37:08,700 I'll mail you your check. 1697 01:37:14,880 --> 01:37:15,880 Where's your car? 1698 01:37:17,860 --> 01:37:18,860 Downstairs with the doorman. 1699 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:21,540 You're in no shape to drive. I'll take you home. 1700 01:37:21,860 --> 01:37:22,860 I can drive. 1701 01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:24,940 Sure, you can drive a nail right into your car. 1702 01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:29,820 Now, where did you say you lived? 1703 01:37:30,340 --> 01:37:31,340 In a house. 1704 01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:32,820 Oh, well, now we're getting somewhere. 1705 01:37:33,020 --> 01:37:34,020 What street? 1706 01:37:35,280 --> 01:37:38,520 It's got trees and a corner. 1707 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:42,380 Oh, well, that's progress. We'll just look for a street with a corner. 1708 01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:43,680 Right. 1709 01:37:48,260 --> 01:37:52,080 This street has a lot of corners on it, okay? Just pick out the corner that you 1710 01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,080 live on. 1711 01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:54,520 There are more corners. 1712 01:38:12,940 --> 01:38:16,460 Now, look, we've been to three places before. Where do you live? 1713 01:38:17,220 --> 01:38:19,420 That's where I live. I'm sure of it. 1714 01:38:20,220 --> 01:38:22,100 Miss Balsam, that's a police station. 1715 01:38:22,460 --> 01:38:23,960 I don't care what it is. 1716 01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:25,480 That's where I live. 1717 01:38:25,720 --> 01:38:26,720 Are you on probation? 1718 01:38:26,900 --> 01:38:27,900 Something the matter? 1719 01:38:28,260 --> 01:38:32,020 No, nothing, officer. It's my wife. She's just had a very bad day. Well, you 1720 01:38:32,020 --> 01:38:33,020 better take her on home. 1721 01:38:33,340 --> 01:38:35,100 I'm not his wife. 1722 01:38:36,060 --> 01:38:37,940 Smells like a distillery in there. 1723 01:38:39,300 --> 01:38:40,960 Better give him a sobriety test. 1724 01:38:41,580 --> 01:38:44,460 Yeah. You, would you get out of the car, please? 1725 01:38:45,300 --> 01:38:46,760 Me? Yes, you. 1726 01:38:46,980 --> 01:38:50,820 Come on. Out, out, out. Here you go. Hurry it up. Hurry it up. Let's go. 1727 01:38:50,820 --> 01:38:53,380 go. Now, I want you to walk that line, please. 1728 01:38:54,220 --> 01:38:55,220 Walk that line. 1729 01:38:55,260 --> 01:38:56,260 Right there. 1730 01:38:57,500 --> 01:39:00,640 Oh, fuck, though. Oh, come on. I just tripped, fellas. 1731 01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:02,420 He's in no condition to drive. 1732 01:39:02,660 --> 01:39:03,660 Better run him in. 1733 01:39:04,300 --> 01:39:07,180 Oh, he looks like a nice guy. Let his wife drive him home, huh? 1734 01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:08,440 Well, uh... 1735 01:39:09,450 --> 01:39:11,870 Look, we're going to let you go, but you're going to have to let your wife 1736 01:39:11,870 --> 01:39:12,870 you home. 1737 01:39:12,990 --> 01:39:16,070 What? Madam, would you please slide over and get behind the wheel? 1738 01:39:16,270 --> 01:39:17,270 I'd be delighted. 1739 01:39:17,390 --> 01:39:20,070 All right, in you go. Come on, come on, come on. You're making a dreadful 1740 01:39:20,070 --> 01:39:22,430 mistake. No mistake. You should be glad we didn't run you in. 1741 01:39:22,650 --> 01:39:25,910 And you're lucky your wife's driving you. She's going to save your life. 1742 01:39:40,040 --> 01:39:41,040 You think we did the right thing? 1743 01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:17,240 Better let me drive. 1744 01:40:17,540 --> 01:40:19,220 You're the policeman. 1745 01:40:19,460 --> 01:40:20,940 You're in no shape to drive. 1746 01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:23,280 I've got to find out where you live. 1747 01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:24,880 Where's your license? 1748 01:40:25,180 --> 01:40:26,260 In my bag. 1749 01:40:26,980 --> 01:40:27,980 Where's your bag? 1750 01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:29,200 Look in there. 1751 01:40:29,760 --> 01:40:31,760 How could it be in there? This is my car. 1752 01:40:32,080 --> 01:40:34,400 You can pick up your car tomorrow in my garage. 1753 01:40:34,860 --> 01:40:36,960 Now, where do you live, Miss Balsam? 1754 01:40:37,220 --> 01:40:41,020 You're shouting at me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1755 01:40:44,780 --> 01:40:46,280 I remember where you live now. 1756 01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:48,400 I'll take you home. 1757 01:40:49,820 --> 01:40:51,720 Did you do anything to me? 1758 01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:55,660 No. Are you sure you didn't do anything to me? 1759 01:40:56,660 --> 01:40:57,820 Does it feel like it? 1760 01:40:58,480 --> 01:41:01,460 I don't know what it's about to feel like. 1761 01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:05,000 You're still untouched, unfortunately. 1762 01:41:07,060 --> 01:41:08,180 Get over here. Let me drive. 1763 01:41:16,940 --> 01:41:18,180 You sure this is where you live? 1764 01:41:18,420 --> 01:41:21,900 Of course I know my walk and I know my door. 1765 01:41:23,220 --> 01:41:24,400 Where did you get my key? 1766 01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:26,440 Oh, it fell out of your pocket. 1767 01:41:26,940 --> 01:41:27,940 Oh. 1768 01:41:28,120 --> 01:41:30,580 Thank you. 1769 01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:35,920 I've had a lovely day. Good night. 1770 01:41:36,460 --> 01:41:37,460 Night. 1771 01:41:46,220 --> 01:41:47,079 Where are you going? 1772 01:41:47,080 --> 01:41:48,580 I just thought I'd help you get undressed. 1773 01:41:48,820 --> 01:41:51,640 Oh, no, you don't. I'm going right to bed and you've got to go home. 1774 01:41:51,980 --> 01:41:53,160 Can't I just stay for a few minutes? 1775 01:41:54,680 --> 01:41:56,540 No, my girlfriend will be home soon. 1776 01:41:56,880 --> 01:41:58,780 She mustn't find me with this strange man. 1777 01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:00,640 Even for a little while? 1778 01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:02,900 Absolutely not. 1779 01:42:04,220 --> 01:42:05,940 Okay. I'll go home then. 1780 01:42:07,180 --> 01:42:08,220 Good night. Good night. 1781 01:42:25,770 --> 01:42:26,830 Is that you, Harriet? 1782 01:42:27,270 --> 01:42:28,270 Yes, dear. 1783 01:42:28,810 --> 01:42:31,270 I've had the craziest experience tonight. 1784 01:42:32,010 --> 01:42:33,830 This writer is a cuckoo. 1785 01:42:36,330 --> 01:42:37,630 What are you doing here? 1786 01:42:38,190 --> 01:42:39,250 My house burned down. 1787 01:42:39,790 --> 01:42:41,410 You can just go to a hotel. 1788 01:42:42,130 --> 01:42:44,470 Listen, I'm going to get you some coffee and sober you up. 1789 01:42:45,050 --> 01:42:46,050 I'm not drunk. 1790 01:42:48,830 --> 01:42:50,010 Let's just say you're thirsty. 1791 01:42:57,550 --> 01:42:58,670 I never felt bad. 1792 01:43:00,350 --> 01:43:01,350 Do you know where you are? 1793 01:43:04,010 --> 01:43:05,010 My God! 1794 01:43:05,310 --> 01:43:06,310 In your apartment! 1795 01:43:06,770 --> 01:43:07,770 In your bedroom. 1796 01:43:08,390 --> 01:43:09,390 What time is it? 1797 01:43:10,210 --> 01:43:11,570 It's two o 'clock in the morning. 1798 01:43:12,070 --> 01:43:14,250 You can stay here for the rest of the night. You'll be safe. 1799 01:43:16,330 --> 01:43:17,330 What are you going to do? 1800 01:43:18,210 --> 01:43:19,270 I'm going to call a friend. 1801 01:43:19,990 --> 01:43:21,950 A friend? What kind of a friend? 1802 01:43:22,370 --> 01:43:23,370 A girlfriend. 1803 01:43:24,210 --> 01:43:25,650 You're going to have another girl up here? 1804 01:43:26,270 --> 01:43:28,370 Miss Balsam, you're acting like a jealous sweetheart. 1805 01:43:28,770 --> 01:43:31,250 You're not supposed to have another woman here while I'm here. 1806 01:43:31,830 --> 01:43:33,790 Just close your doors. We won't bother you. 1807 01:43:35,730 --> 01:43:37,770 You mean you'd rather be with another woman than me? 1808 01:43:38,230 --> 01:43:39,230 Well, you don't want me. 1809 01:43:40,410 --> 01:43:41,750 Excuse me. I'm going to make that phone call. 1810 01:43:41,970 --> 01:43:42,970 No, don't. 1811 01:43:43,490 --> 01:43:44,490 Why not? 1812 01:43:44,730 --> 01:43:45,730 I don't know. 1813 01:43:48,310 --> 01:43:49,310 What's this woman like? 1814 01:43:50,870 --> 01:43:52,070 She's a woman of the world. 1815 01:43:53,010 --> 01:43:55,230 I know so very little that she'll show me everything. 1816 01:43:56,430 --> 01:43:57,510 Don't go with her, please. 1817 01:43:57,970 --> 01:43:58,970 Why? 1818 01:43:59,450 --> 01:44:04,710 I don't know. It sounds crazy, but ever since I've been with you, I've gone 1819 01:44:04,710 --> 01:44:06,070 through the most insane things. 1820 01:44:06,330 --> 01:44:10,390 And I find myself liking it and liking you, too, damn it. 1821 01:44:10,790 --> 01:44:12,070 Me? Why? 1822 01:44:13,090 --> 01:44:14,110 You're different. 1823 01:44:15,290 --> 01:44:16,550 What's so different about me? 1824 01:44:17,170 --> 01:44:18,950 I don't know. You just are. 1825 01:44:19,470 --> 01:44:24,490 I've never met anyone like you. Oh, come on, now. There are lots like me around. 1826 01:44:25,160 --> 01:44:27,900 I know we're just two first -timers. 1827 01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:32,820 If I were going to do anything, it would be with somebody like you. 1828 01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:40,820 You're much too aggressive. 1829 01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:42,740 I don't know very much. 1830 01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:44,600 Neither do I. 1831 01:44:45,160 --> 01:44:46,540 We'll have to teach each other. 1832 01:44:47,140 --> 01:44:48,800 Can I ask you a favor? 1833 01:44:49,900 --> 01:44:50,900 What is it? 1834 01:44:51,640 --> 01:44:53,600 Do you mind if we do it with our clothes on? 1835 01:45:11,850 --> 01:45:12,850 Where is he now? 1836 01:45:13,650 --> 01:45:14,650 He vanished. 1837 01:45:15,030 --> 01:45:16,030 Not a trace. 1838 01:45:16,150 --> 01:45:18,050 Yeah, just dropped out of our lives. 1839 01:45:18,370 --> 01:45:21,750 Why would a man make love his life's work? 1840 01:45:22,050 --> 01:45:23,570 Why do men climb Mount Everest? 1841 01:45:24,630 --> 01:45:25,630 A toast. 1842 01:45:25,770 --> 01:45:30,030 To Luther Lucas, the last of the romantic men. 1843 01:45:30,310 --> 01:45:31,330 Here we go. 1844 01:46:07,370 --> 01:46:09,910 Have you gotten big? You've changed. It's been a long time. 1845 01:46:10,190 --> 01:46:11,730 Here. Merry Christmas. 1846 01:46:12,230 --> 01:46:13,950 Thank you, Daddy. 1847 01:46:15,030 --> 01:46:16,850 You haven't changed. You're still beautiful. 1848 01:46:17,930 --> 01:46:19,330 Oh, I read your new book. 1849 01:46:19,810 --> 01:46:23,470 Already? I only sent it to you last week. It reads easily. 1850 01:46:23,870 --> 01:46:25,690 How to Duke the Woman. 1851 01:46:26,090 --> 01:46:27,770 I like the title. 1852 01:46:28,490 --> 01:46:30,030 I think it's what the public wants. 1853 01:46:30,310 --> 01:46:31,310 I suppose so. 1854 01:46:31,610 --> 01:46:33,130 I did use a lot of imagination. 1855 01:46:33,890 --> 01:46:37,130 Getting jealous is normal. That means you like a person. And then I'd probably 1856 01:46:37,130 --> 01:46:40,310 call you up and ask if you were out with other women. Yeah, and I probably would 1857 01:46:40,310 --> 01:46:41,870 be. Spend much money? 1858 01:46:42,390 --> 01:46:44,410 Remember that big advance the publisher gave me? 1859 01:46:44,730 --> 01:46:45,730 I spent it all. 1860 01:46:48,150 --> 01:46:49,150 What's that? 1861 01:46:49,410 --> 01:46:50,410 Just the piano. 1862 01:46:50,590 --> 01:46:52,150 But it's playing without you. 1863 01:46:52,430 --> 01:46:53,430 I gave it lessons. 1864 01:46:55,530 --> 01:46:57,330 Did you work very hard? 1865 01:46:58,010 --> 01:46:59,010 Hard? 1866 01:46:59,150 --> 01:47:00,310 Almost broke my back. 1867 01:47:00,530 --> 01:47:03,630 You're the most wonderful lover I've had in my lifetime. 1868 01:47:04,150 --> 01:47:05,690 You'll need a few more treatments. 1869 01:47:06,510 --> 01:47:08,490 I don't want you to have a relapse. 1870 01:47:09,190 --> 01:47:11,390 I'm really tired. I can imagine. 1871 01:47:11,790 --> 01:47:13,750 Writing a book must be exhausting. 1872 01:47:14,650 --> 01:47:15,650 Marvel! 1873 01:47:16,250 --> 01:47:19,010 Magnificent! Oh, you look like a Madonna. 1874 01:47:20,170 --> 01:47:21,610 Lady Godiva. 1875 01:47:21,950 --> 01:47:23,970 You look so much better undressed. 1876 01:47:30,190 --> 01:47:32,690 Well, let's hope your new book keeps you home for a while. 1877 01:47:33,810 --> 01:47:37,710 So, you know, I think I'm going to write about family life for a change. 1878 01:47:39,090 --> 01:47:39,490 We 1879 01:47:39,490 --> 01:47:49,450 have 1880 01:47:49,450 --> 01:47:51,330 some catching up to do. 1881 01:47:53,130 --> 01:47:56,310 Cause, woman, I know you. 1882 01:47:58,440 --> 01:48:00,100 I know how to reach you. 1883 01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:07,220 I know how to make you want to learn what I want to teach you. 1884 01:48:08,760 --> 01:48:15,560 And you see, when I come on to you, 1885 01:48:16,260 --> 01:48:19,580 yeah, you come on to me. 1886 01:48:29,000 --> 01:48:30,000 Thank you.